skumchuck.bsky.social
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The Angels appear to be unaware that fans cannot vote for pitchers for the All Star Game
June 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it
June 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
February 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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[white woman being annoying to her nazi cop husband] would u love me if i was an immigrant? 🥺
January 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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If you need to discipline your child by beating them, a smaller, weaker human who has grown up with *you* setting an example for their behaviour, who has relied on you for every aspect of their life, then you are a complete and utter failure as a father and a shit metaphor for leadership.
Mel Gibson: I’m glad Trump is here. It’s like daddy arrived and he’s taking his belt off
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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my friends made the news
January 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Slightly more than the sticker price of my daughter's birth. United Healthcare paid for some amount of that, I had to pay $6400 out of pocket cuz of the deductible. My wife was billed a similar amount for the same birth.

I guess it makes sense, but they never tell you your baby is its own patient.
December 8, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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simply *the* most dogshit poster of all time. he does not have a funny bone in his body and it makes him so sad and confused. i know fellas who use big bang theory gifs in groupchats and they're funnier than this. guys who put themselves down as jedi on the census.
October 6, 2023 at 1:44 PM
THANK YOU SOMEONE SAID IT
September 28, 2023 at 2:05 PM