SkumTurtle
@skumturtle.bsky.social
He/Him
Dad
420
Video Games
Lover of Folk-Punk
The 🇺🇸 Government is run by criminals
I only hate those who hate ☮️
I hate Republicans
Dad
420
Video Games
Lover of Folk-Punk
The 🇺🇸 Government is run by criminals
I only hate those who hate ☮️
I hate Republicans
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For years I justified my twitter habit by saying, "I need to be here to promote my books and stuff like the Project for Awesome."
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For years I justified my twitter habit by saying, "I need to be here to promote my books and stuff like the Project for Awesome."
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
Without twitter, this year's p4a raised a record $3,700,000.
Without twitter, Everything Is Tuberculosis (a history of tuberculosis!) is outselling my previous book...
Dabbin' never looked so pretty.
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #dabs #concentrate #wax #budder #rosin #dabrig
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #dabs #concentrate #wax #budder #rosin #dabrig
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Dabbin' never looked so pretty.
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #dabs #concentrate #wax #budder #rosin #dabrig
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #dabs #concentrate #wax #budder #rosin #dabrig
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
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The removal of a transgender reference from the National Park Service’s Stonewall website wasn’t done by NPS staff. Elon, care to elaborate?
February 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The removal of a transgender reference from the National Park Service’s Stonewall website wasn’t done by NPS staff. Elon, care to elaborate?
Teaching my kid how to flip off nazi's and Christian nationalists/anti-abortion but won't fucking help the damn kids who didn't get aborted.
February 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Teaching my kid how to flip off nazi's and Christian nationalists/anti-abortion but won't fucking help the damn kids who didn't get aborted.
Fr. Why is it anyone else's business?
I don't get involved when my neighbors kid has doctor appointments and medical conditions. Why get involved with my kids?
Like fuck off. Mind your business. Life would be so much better.
I don't get involved when my neighbors kid has doctor appointments and medical conditions. Why get involved with my kids?
Like fuck off. Mind your business. Life would be so much better.
February 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Fr. Why is it anyone else's business?
I don't get involved when my neighbors kid has doctor appointments and medical conditions. Why get involved with my kids?
Like fuck off. Mind your business. Life would be so much better.
I don't get involved when my neighbors kid has doctor appointments and medical conditions. Why get involved with my kids?
Like fuck off. Mind your business. Life would be so much better.
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Saying tolerance to white supremacy and fascism is actually saying yes to hate. Kendrick is actually being the less hateful one
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Saying tolerance to white supremacy and fascism is actually saying yes to hate. Kendrick is actually being the less hateful one
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Hate the haters
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hate the haters
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"Say no to hate" says Snoop Dogg, the billionaire performing for and celebrating a fascist that has spent the past decade fueling hatred....
February 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Say no to hate" says Snoop Dogg, the billionaire performing for and celebrating a fascist that has spent the past decade fueling hatred....
Snoop really switched up, huh?
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Snoop really switched up, huh?
I cackled when I heard all they were saying
Ontario: Chill the fuck out y’all.
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I cackled when I heard all they were saying
This is dope! I don't even like sports. But I'm all for this flair idea.
Super Bowl Sunday is this weekend!
Get a user flair from @nflair.bsky.social to show which team you're cheering for.
Here's how:
Get a user flair from @nflair.bsky.social to show which team you're cheering for.
Here's how:
February 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is dope! I don't even like sports. But I'm all for this flair idea.
Since my D-O-Double-OG Pic was well received here's some Orange Dragon Rider #6
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower
February 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Since my D-O-Double-OG Pic was well received here's some Orange Dragon Rider #6
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower
Fuck candy, where the gummies at??
February 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Fuck candy, where the gummies at??
Here's some Flower I just picked up 🍃
Some D-O-Double-OG
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower #nug
Some D-O-Double-OG
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower #nug
February 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Here's some Flower I just picked up 🍃
Some D-O-Double-OG
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower #nug
Some D-O-Double-OG
#weed #cannabis #Marijuana #legalizeit #bud #flower #nug
I'd love to sit and pee as a guy but everytime I sit to pee, I end up trying to poop! Even if I don't really have to.
I'm always loaded yo
I'm always loaded yo
January 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'd love to sit and pee as a guy but everytime I sit to pee, I end up trying to poop! Even if I don't really have to.
I'm always loaded yo
I'm always loaded yo
I really need to invest in a solid piece. These 2' Bongs ain't it (because I've broken all 3 of the ones I've gotten 🙃)
January 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I really need to invest in a solid piece. These 2' Bongs ain't it (because I've broken all 3 of the ones I've gotten 🙃)
Sometimes I wanna just call you up and see how you've been.
But that time has set and it's time for a next chapter in life.
But that time has set and it's time for a next chapter in life.
January 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Sometimes I wanna just call you up and see how you've been.
But that time has set and it's time for a next chapter in life.
But that time has set and it's time for a next chapter in life.
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
Just look at how Tumblr changed after the who underage thing came out (thankfully)
Dale Vince, "How do we control the tech giants and social media? Make them responsible for their content" #BBCQT
January 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Just look at how Tumblr changed after the who underage thing came out (thankfully)
Idk how this platform works 😩
January 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Idk how this platform works 😩
I have the most amazing family.
And that is an insane sentence coming from me. All the shit I've done and been through. I end up with the most beautiful wife in this beautiful life with these two beautiful kids.
I just, I don't know what I'd do or be without them.
And that is an insane sentence coming from me. All the shit I've done and been through. I end up with the most beautiful wife in this beautiful life with these two beautiful kids.
I just, I don't know what I'd do or be without them.
January 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I have the most amazing family.
And that is an insane sentence coming from me. All the shit I've done and been through. I end up with the most beautiful wife in this beautiful life with these two beautiful kids.
I just, I don't know what I'd do or be without them.
And that is an insane sentence coming from me. All the shit I've done and been through. I end up with the most beautiful wife in this beautiful life with these two beautiful kids.
I just, I don't know what I'd do or be without them.