Skylar Beth
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Skylar Beth
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I saw one Jenna Marbles video in 2010 and made it my entire personality
Not that anyone really cares, but I cleaned the house today. I dusted, I vacuumed, I dry mopped, I wet mopped, I bet the rugs, I cleaned the kitchen, I cleaned the garbage disposal, I washed dried AND put away the laundry, I cleaned the toilets, I shredded the mountains of mail that’s been piling up
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Loki has to get two of his canine teeth removed 😭
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Anyone wanna make a pact if we’re still single at 40, we’ll get married and have kids?
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Adding more to the sleeve. My two newest pieces:

1. The shards of Narsil from LOTR
2. A cutie little Jack-o-Lantern with spooky florals coming out of it

Next up on my list: a BG3-related tattoo
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by Skylar Beth
August 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The fact that Abdirak isn’t recruitable or romanceable in BG3 is a crime.
August 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ryan Walters,

Resign.
August 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
House Republicans voted to protect pedophiles.
July 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I lost my mom to undiagnosed cancer in December of last year, so I say this with my whole chest: FUCK ANYONE celebrating that Joe Biden has cancer or is calling it “karma”. Fuck. You.
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My newest pieces:

1. 444 - my angel numbers

2. A waxing crescent moon with holly and ivy, and some dangling jewels, as a tribute to my Mama who passed away six months ago.

3. Two bottles with “Marilla’s Courant Wine” and “Anne’s Raspberry Cordial” on them, a nod to my favorite book & series.
May 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Forgiveness
Understanding
Compassion
Kindness

Tenacious
Remarkable
Unflappable
Magnetic
Peaceful
April 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Watching “The Curious Case of Natalia Grace” and I do not believe a word that comes out of Michael Barnett’s mouth.
April 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I got Botox in my masseter muscles last week to help with the tension headaches and the jaw pain I’ve been experiencing over the last couple years due to bruxism. My injector was so incredible at giving me a thorough consultation before and explaining everything.
March 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Got scared for a second before I remembered I ordered something from Panera for lunch
February 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Why am I seriously considering getting lip filler?
February 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I just want to be friends with every animal in the world and I can’t and that makes me very upset
January 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I cannot decide what I want to do with my hair.

I wanna bleach it and go blonde again. But I also want to dye it black. I want to dye it pink, but I also want to dye it purple. I cannot make up my mind.
January 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Me watching Monday Night Raw:
Roman Reign’s wife is a lucky woman.

Me googling her:
Oh, never mind. Roman is the lucky one cause DAMN SHE’S GORGEOUS
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I need someone to talk me out of adopting three kittens and naming them Samwise, Merry, and Pippin just so Mr. Frodo can have his fellow hobbits
January 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
God, please please don’t take my mom.
November 24, 2024 at 7:03 PM