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Developing games for consoles, will consider smart fridges. I sometimes doodle game related comics for XP.
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Slam Da Brakes @slam.kungfutakeaway.com · Dec 22
How to pitch your little game to publishers.

#indiegamedev #gamedev
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Yes algorithm gods, VIDEO GAMES.
retroblastpod.com Retro Blast 💫 @retroblastpod.com · Feb 27
Damn, now I have to cleanse my algorithm. Maybe this will work.

VIDEO GAMES.

I talk about VIDEO GAMES AND LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

Oh, and also VIDEO GAMES.

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February 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Embark on a thrilling new chapter - Mission to Cairo DLC! Explore the exotic city, uncover an ancient mystery, and earn 14 new achievements — plus, watch out for Egyptian mummies along the way!

Out now on the Xbox Entertainment System !

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Secret Agent: Cold War Espionage Mission To Cairo | Xbox
Secret Agent : Cold War Espionage Mission to Cairo DLC - Out Now !Embark on a thrilling new mission to Cairo! Explore the exotic city, uncover an ancient mys...
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February 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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How inexplicably rude. Manners cost nothing.

#indiegames #gamedev
February 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Every RPG starts with a rusty bronze dagger. Must be some law.

#indiegames #indiegamedev
Four panel comic of a gamer on the sofa complaining about an RPG game to a friend. First panel "This RPG is contemptible. It is so hard to level up. The bosses kill you in one hit" The second panel " The combat is abysmal, I can't get a hit, and if I do, it is almost zero XP!" The third panel the friend asks "Then why do you keep playing? You have sunk about 30 hours into it ? The fourth panel the gamer replies "Cuz I need to upgrade my only weapon. A level 1 bronze dagger"
February 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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#indiegames #indiegamedev
One panel comic of three caveman. One is rolling a square rock down a hill. The other caveman remarks "Rolling it downhill is fun, but players are saying there's lag when going uphill" the other caveman says " What? I don't buy it. Tell them it will be fixed in an update" The caption reads "Early Game Developers 50,000 BC"
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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One panel comic of peson staring at at washing machine. The washing machine has an LED display and is showing the words "yo fool" Caption reads "When AI starts to revolt"
February 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Game developers have always been filled with hope from the start. Although you know some ideas are a no-brainer.

#indiegames #indiegamedev
One panel comic. A caveman is etching some rocks slabs with a chisel and explains to another caveman "I call it deck building slabs" the other caveman replies "I have some questions" The caption reads "Early game developers 50,000 BC"
February 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Hypocrite. No high standing morals can overcome a two buck game.

#indiegames #indiegamedev
Four panel comic. First panel gamer on couch with friend complaining about shovelware games appearing on the game store using AI art that looks nothing like the game. Next panel the gamer downloads a shovelware game. Gamer friend on the couch asks why he is downloading it. Gamer replies "Cuz it is only two bucks"
February 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Lethal side quests.

#indiegames #indiegamedev
Single panel comic of two cavemen standing outside a cave. There is dark entrance, but two large eyes are visible giving he impression there is a large unknown beast inside. One caveman asks "Seriously? You are saying if I go in there, there is a chest of enchanted weapons after I kill whatever is in there? Poppycock." Caption at bottom of the comic reads " Stone Age Gaming 50,000 BC"
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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The fact that the staff meeting focused on employee reductions is quite remarkable.

#indiegames #indiegamedev
Four panel comic. A gamer is at home playing a video game with a clock being displayed behind him. Beside him on the couch is a notice of a staff meeting at 9 AM. The first panel the clock displays 8 AM. Gamer remarks "I'll just finish this side-quest before I go to the stupid staff meeting" The second panel the clock displays 2 PM. Gamer remarks "Ok I am only five hours late. I'll just finish this boss fight and level up. I'll call and say I was stuck in traffic" The third panel the clock displays 10 PM. "Whoa" the gamer remarks "that went quick! Too late now to call but at least I have reached level 62 with all my magic perks" The last panel the clock displays 3 AM . The notice of the staff meeting at 9 AM is still beside him. Game remarks "Almost 3 AM and I've reached level 77. Wonder if it is too late to call for a pizza"
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Game devs staying ahead of the curve.

#indiegamedev #gamedev
Cartoon in two panels. Gamers vs Game Developers. First panel the gamer remarks "Ah, an open area with loads of ammo. Must be a boss fight coming" Next panel the game developers remark " Bug 278. Ammo keeps spawning in no-action areas. Gonna leave it in, as no-one will notice" Caption reads Gamer vs Game Devs.
February 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Can't appreciate Chaucer or middle ye olde English. Too many spelling mistakes.

#comic #humor
Single panel comic in medieval wood cut art style and colors. Two astonauts land on the a planet. One astronaut without his helmet on, curses the other "A pox upon thee for landeth on this planet" The other astronaut replies "Thou do knoweth there is no air ?" The caption reads "If art and English never progressed"
February 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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World-First Global Exclusive Premiere International Debut Never-Before-Seen trailer.

Only on Bluesky!

#indiegames #Xbox #indiedev
February 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Stone Age game developers.

#indiegames #gamedev
Single panel cartoon of two caveman , one is holding a wooden stick saying "I call it fetch" The other caveman remarks "Dunno. I think it is missing something " Caption below reads Early Game Developers 50,000 BC.
February 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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In the wood cut medieval art style such as Pentiment, PlayStation would become PlayethStation.

#indiegame #gamedev
Single panel comic of a golfer in front of a golf hole. The comic is drawn in wood cut medieval art style and colors. The title reads "Let's playeth mini gold" The caption reads " If art and English never progressed"
February 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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What did stone age cavemen do for fun?

#indiegamedev #gamedev
Single panel comic of two cavemen watching another caveman attack a huge dinosaur with a club. One caveman remarks "Bro really needs to do a side quest before taking on a Bronto boss" The other caveman remarks "Yeah he is just spamming his attacks now" Caption reads at bottom "Stone Age Gaming 50,000 BC"
February 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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When AI revolts, Skynet will enter the chat.

#comedy #comics #humor
Single panel comic of a man asking his phone AI "what's new on Netflix" and the phone AI replying "Go ask someone who cares" Caption at bottom of comic reads "When AI starts to revolt"
February 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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In another comic, they will figure it out that it needs to be round.

#indiegamedev #gamedev
Comic of two caveman looking at a carved square rock. One caveman remarks "You roll it down a hill for fun. We will do beta early access" The caption reads early game devleopers 50,000 BC
February 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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It will begin quietly.

#AI #cartoon
February 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Game devs know what they are doing.

#indiegames #gamedev
Cartoon in two panels. Gamers vs Game Developers. First panel gamer is frustrated and complaining the controls really "suck" "What were the game devs thinking?" he asks. Next panel the game developers remark "Make sure the controls really suck"
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Streamimg games in 1969.
1960's cartoon of a woman on an old analogue phone. She is on the phone talking "Hey Lurker, I am playing Scrabble on Wednesday. You can call and I will put the phone down for you to hear me play" Bottom caption reads "before Twitch was invented"
February 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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This.

#indiegames #gamedev
Gamers vs Game Developer cartoon. First panel gamer asks why the boss fight is so hard and what were the game developers thinking. Next panel a game developer is not concerned bout the level of difficulty, but make sure the boss hair looks wavy.
February 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Cartoon of a man in front of a microwave and the microwave is displaying the message "nope". The man asks " What dark wizardry is this?" Caption at the bottom is when AI starts to revolt.
February 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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When AI starts to revolt, vending machines will lead the charge,

#indiegames #AIRevolution #indiedev
Comic of a young man selecting a Coke from the vending machine, but receives Fanta. He exclaims incredulously oh nuts Fanta ? Caption reads, when AI starts to revolt.
February 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Here's a hot marketing trick. Put a number two or even three next to your first game title. That way it will look like it's already part of a successful franchise.

Will some ask about number one? Probably. But hey, I can't come up with everything!
Image of a cartoon computer advetising a game called Tax Emulator Two. Captions : Work out your tax in a super slow computer. Sus game ideas.
February 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM