Kodiak Flapjack
slappyflapjack.bsky.social
Kodiak Flapjack
@slappyflapjack.bsky.social
A story from a book I wouldn't read, but I would watch the movie of.

I like my wife and my son and video games and the Buffalo Bills and socialism.
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On Friday, in a top-secret briefing from Pete Hegseth, Elon Musk will gain access to closely guarded US military secrets regarding the US military’s plan for any war that might break out with China. This is despite Musk's extensive business interests in China and his ketamine addiction.
March 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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“babe, do you have plans at 10:45 pm on Saturday, May 3rd?”
March 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Holy fucking SHIT Wicked is so good also all I want in life is to dress like the people in this movie on a daily basis
December 31, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Politicians won't raise the minimum wage unless we force their hand. The more the poor are forced to work, the more the rich prosper. If we all have to work two jobs to pay rent, they get the labor of a population twice its actual size. The machine gets more powerful without more components.
December 23, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Shout-out to Josh Allen's mullet #BillsMafia
December 23, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Tis the season for the @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social classic
youtube.com
December 22, 2024 at 11:02 AM
The Repair Shop is one of the best shows on television, and I just found out that Prime Live TV has a channel that's JUST the Repair Shop 😭 They MADE a new U pipe by pouring metal into a brass pipe that melts in boiling water, bending the pipe, and then melting the metal again 🤯
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Is this the right platform to heckle #amazon about the auto timeout on the fire TV? Because it's horseshit that you can't change it without setting the sleep timer
December 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it
September 11, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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BREAKING: Amazon delivery drivers in Skokie, Illinois have also authorized a strike.

These workers serve thousands and thousands of people in the Chicago area.

The Teamsters gave Amazon a December 15th deadline to come to the bargaining table.
BREAKING: Amazon workers in NYC are going on strike right before Christmas—the company's busiest time.

The first unionized Amazon warehouse is going to shut down in a historic walkout.

Workers plan to hit the company where it hurts to win their first union contract.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI1k...
How Amazon Ruined Christmas
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Math can be a lot of fun. A Guinness brewer invented an important statistical technique
www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...
Why the Monty Hall problem is so hard
www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-...
And the paradox of 1-1+1-1…
www.scientificamerican.com/article/1-th...
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November 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Scientific American's climate coverage has been urgent and clarifying. Every record-hottest year will be one of the coolest of our lifetimes. www.scientificamerican.com/article/this...
But there is still time to fix this.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/ther...
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November 14, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The news is fine, but I wanna talk about #fantasyfootball

I don't know how far this thing will reach, but if there's a way to discuss #StartSit decisions I want to do that
November 14, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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it must have been soooo easy to be a chemist in the 1600s. you'd be like "idk i think if you squish gas it becomes pressurized" and everyone would say ok boyle. sounds fine
November 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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disabuse yourself of the idea that distancing yourself from the news is irresponsible if the result of paying attention is just the same but with extra despair. stay close to your friends and loved ones and defend them. you don’t need to personally know every right wing talking point to do that.
November 13, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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to me a cruise ship is the worst possible way to be inside. even if you think about jail the jail is at least nailed to the ground. it doesnt tilt back and forth
September 27, 2023 at 1:52 AM