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I’m just here for a good time. Forklift operator. Goku is my dad. 21+

Aliens are real. The operator is real. There was never a cornucopia on that logo. Cornucopias are fake.
saw a family walking into Walmart. They were all wearing camo except for the goth.
December 29, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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they couldn’t make Wallace & Gromit today
December 16, 2024 at 7:56 AM
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The cat didn't WATCH me fill her bowl, so it didn't happen.
She's a theatre nerd, so I mimed preparing it again.
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
i might be an asshole but if you have your height in your bio you're weird and desperate asf
December 16, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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little caesars should make a crazier bread
December 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
the coolest/weirdest thing I learned in 2024 was that cyanide has more applications outside of TOOTH THAT KILLS YOU IN EMERGENCIES
December 16, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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Get rich quick is cool but get broke fast is also exciting and significantly easier
December 16, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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Who up raging against they dying light
December 15, 2024 at 5:20 AM
You ever just in a Mood? Yeah
December 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Maybe I’m just being a cunt today! What is my problem
December 16, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Newsflash: disabled people often live on a fixed income

Also newsflash: not all disabled people are unable to drive a vehicle

Also also news flash: not all disabled people are lazy

Stop using disabled people as your argument for people being lazy lol
December 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
if i can't see the original post anymore does that mean the OP blocked me for calling them out lol
me when i superimpose an eye
December 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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Timmy, no! Photo from my collection. The back reads, “1954. Tim loved the decorations.”
December 15, 2024 at 11:41 PM
would blowing up the moon even do anything
December 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
top right. no contest. im a simple man, put cheese and sauce on a nice hand tossed crust and my life is yours
You can only eat one for the rest of your life, which one you picking?
December 16, 2024 at 3:42 AM
i bet falling into a black hole would feel soooo good. you know that tingling feeling in your spine when you get a really good stretch? i bet its that times a million
December 16, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Extremely detailed photo of Martian soil from the Curiosity rover 🔍
December 16, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Anyway I tried this random seasoning I found today on some chicken thighs and it was actually pretty good
December 15, 2024 at 5:20 AM
You want the working class to vote a certain way but you don’t even know that most of them exist let alone what they’re even doing
every time I read about people complaining about getting up *early* for 9-5 jobs I laugh because the bus for the mines leave at 4:15am for my 6am shift bro you have no idea what thousands of us are doing out here lol
December 15, 2024 at 5:19 AM
every time I read about people complaining about getting up *early* for 9-5 jobs I laugh because the bus for the mines leave at 4:15am for my 6am shift bro you have no idea what thousands of us are doing out here lol
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE (eats pasta)
December 15, 2024 at 5:15 AM
he just had all that on him but left the backpack full of Monopoly money in the park lol okay
26 year old Luigi Mangione was detained on firearms charges and police say he is also a person of interest in the CEO assassination.

He was caught with a ghost gun that uses 9mm bullets, a silencer, a US passport, four fake IDs with names and what police claim is a manifesto.
December 9, 2024 at 10:26 PM
For all intents and purposes this is my wife now
December 9, 2024 at 10:08 PM