@sleepypuppy007.bsky.social
Much like Homer Simpson, I’m just trying to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl back into bed. I like corny puns and witty wordplay. And pancakes!
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![@tomb_urges - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. [pic of guy on a unicycle type thing]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreialamhqwi5ukvc5s2hvbpuofiltysnogvfr6kqcy7cj4ye6alqkau@jpeg)
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The government's been shut down ONE HOUR and already there's one of those Halloween stores in there
October 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The government's been shut down ONE HOUR and already there's one of those Halloween stores in there
The Purgatory Puppies would be a cool name for a punk rock band.
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The Purgatory Puppies would be a cool name for a punk rock band.
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No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter.
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
August 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter.
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting.
#art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
I wonder why, in the Fallout video games, they never seem to make any mention of fast food restaurants? Did they just never develop in that reality like they did in ours? If so, what did they have instead?
August 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I wonder why, in the Fallout video games, they never seem to make any mention of fast food restaurants? Did they just never develop in that reality like they did in ours? If so, what did they have instead?
I wonder sometimes if Shoresy from Letterkenny and Hank Hill from King of the Hill would get along if they met.
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I wonder sometimes if Shoresy from Letterkenny and Hank Hill from King of the Hill would get along if they met.
If Homer Simpson sings a high note, does he reach a crescen-Doh!? Food for thought…
August 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If Homer Simpson sings a high note, does he reach a crescen-Doh!? Food for thought…
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The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
July 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
I just realized, did anybody check on how Abby from the show Broad City is holding up now that Bed Bath and Beyond went out of business? Hope she’s all right…
July 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I just realized, did anybody check on how Abby from the show Broad City is holding up now that Bed Bath and Beyond went out of business? Hope she’s all right…
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how to seal a leaky bucket
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
how to seal a leaky bucket
Can I put down the pickles and the lettuce yet? That Burger King commercial told me to hold them, and they just never came back for them! My arms are getting tired….Better wait a couple more years just to be safe.
July 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Can I put down the pickles and the lettuce yet? That Burger King commercial told me to hold them, and they just never came back for them! My arms are getting tired….Better wait a couple more years just to be safe.
I was impressed that the final season of Big Mouth was able to land a big name actress like Holly Hunter to voice the character of Coco, the compassion pachyderm. Kudos!
June 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was impressed that the final season of Big Mouth was able to land a big name actress like Holly Hunter to voice the character of Coco, the compassion pachyderm. Kudos!
I feel like army ants are the Borg of the animal kingdom: relentless, emotionless, and utterly inevitable.
June 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I feel like army ants are the Borg of the animal kingdom: relentless, emotionless, and utterly inevitable.
@suzwoehrle.bsky.social “complains multitudes” That’s quite clever, I really like it!
June 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@suzwoehrle.bsky.social “complains multitudes” That’s quite clever, I really like it!
If I think I’ll find a genie every time I rub a lamp, but I never do, would that be considered “wishful thinking”? Teehee!
June 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If I think I’ll find a genie every time I rub a lamp, but I never do, would that be considered “wishful thinking”? Teehee!
Does anybody else feel compelled to put their shopping cart in the corral that has only one cart in it so it won’t be lonely and has a friend to talk to? No, just me? Sigh.
May 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Does anybody else feel compelled to put their shopping cart in the corral that has only one cart in it so it won’t be lonely and has a friend to talk to? No, just me? Sigh.
I wonder what Alex P Keaton from Family Ties would think of MAGA and the current state of the Republican Party in the United States.
May 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I wonder what Alex P Keaton from Family Ties would think of MAGA and the current state of the Republican Party in the United States.
I think Natalie Portman would make a good Piper if they ever make a Fallout 4 movie.
May 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think Natalie Portman would make a good Piper if they ever make a Fallout 4 movie.
I am never ceased to be amazed at just how much enthusiasm and honest effort can make up for a lack of natural skill.
May 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I am never ceased to be amazed at just how much enthusiasm and honest effort can make up for a lack of natural skill.
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this is 10x more impressive than a strike
May 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
this is 10x more impressive than a strike
This might have already been noticed, but does anyone else think that the girl on the cover of GTA five leaning over blowing a kiss looks startlingly like actress Lori Loughlin?
May 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This might have already been noticed, but does anyone else think that the girl on the cover of GTA five leaning over blowing a kiss looks startlingly like actress Lori Loughlin?
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Not all turtles are born in the wild. Some are bread in captivity
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not all turtles are born in the wild. Some are bread in captivity
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I laughed unreasonably loud at this
May 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I laughed unreasonably loud at this
@planetcupcake.bsky.social Just out of curiosity, what does being a “cupcake mercenary” entail?
May 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@planetcupcake.bsky.social Just out of curiosity, what does being a “cupcake mercenary” entail?