Hold on, someone's knocking at the door. Brb
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The Government concedes he hasn’t broken any laws
But they assert he can be deported for his past, current or even EXPECTED beliefs
All based on the sole determination of Marco Rubio
Who is apparently now the head of the Thought Police
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
I have helped Greece rip off the US for years because I buy olive oil from the Peloponnese.
I also prefer Parmesan Reggiano, so I contributed to the Italian theft of American money.
Tariffs are the only way to stop this madnes
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me
It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me
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