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Slizz Ballin’
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My dog has one eye
Trader joe has never popped off harder
August 4, 2023 at 6:31 AM
Just found out Jonah Hill won’t let his gf have a friendship with me beyond getting lunch or coffee or something respectful :/
July 12, 2023 at 2:48 PM
“What are your plans for the summer”
July 12, 2023 at 2:48 PM
Me, leaving tw*tter: i hate it here

Me, now on bsky: ✨i hate it here 🏳️‍🌈
July 1, 2023 at 1:53 AM
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The Supreme Court’s position is that discrimination is wrong and unconstitutional unless it’s against someone conservatives would like to discriminate against, then it’s awesome
June 30, 2023 at 2:10 PM
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Fuck the Supreme Court!
June 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
This is obviously really bad but also can we please ban straight people from gay bars forever no exceptions
June 30, 2023 at 6:43 PM
June 29, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Slivers of humor in my ever darkening twitter feed:
June 29, 2023 at 10:38 PM
June 29, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Someone asked me what kind of people are on bsky and all i could think to say was “gay people and, like, scientists?”
June 29, 2023 at 10:00 PM
Friday
June 16, 2023 at 4:28 PM
June 16, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Bsky feels so much like OG twitter I'm considering changing my handle to xLessThan3x and making hating justin bieber my whole persona
June 9, 2023 at 4:18 PM
Being gay means cracking a cold bud light in a Cracker Barrel
June 9, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Oh snap i just got midjourney and that is crazy
June 8, 2023 at 9:52 PM
If I’m in someone else’s bathroom I will wash my hands at whatever temperature the sink is when I turn it on. Boiling hot? Fine. Ice cold? Builds character.
June 8, 2023 at 4:55 AM
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happy pride month to them <3
June 7, 2023 at 11:02 PM