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June 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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We have yet to receive adequate information from Homeland Security about the recent news of Minnesota students being detained by ICE.

Snatching up students who come here legally to work hard and get an education does not make you tough on immigration.

We need answers.
March 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Shot. Chaser.
March 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Imagine if the most prominent member of the Biden administration had reposted, in agreement, someone calling a prominent GOP senator a ‘retard’. Would have been the end of the world, biggest scandal ever. The asymmetry in American politics continues to grow. Just wild to see.
March 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This was… not great. Thanks for try Lovett.
New PSA this Sunday, Bill Maher and Lovett mix it up, worth a listen
February 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Jesus christ, do not make me run for office.
You’re watching the Super Bowl next week.

Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your pizza prices.
February 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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This is Springfield, Missouri...

Video credit to Ashley Cossins.
January 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I called my congressman‘s office two weeks ago to ask how many bills my representative has passed in his 24 years in DC.

From my research it looks like six bills and four of them were to rename post offices.

He passes a bill every four years. He’s been compensated over $4M in that time.
January 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Conditions on Congressional aid to your fellow Americans but not on Congressional aid to foreign Israelis.

Gotcha.
JUST IN: Speaker Johnson says Congress should impose conditions on disaster aid to California.
January 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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forgot about this classic
January 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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the least self-aware people on the entire g-d planet
December 28, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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This is it in a nut shell 🦋
December 27, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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Does anyone know any former Presidents who had taken an oath and were involved in an insurrection while under that oath??? 🤔🤔🤔
December 27, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A judge says Missouri’s abortion ban isn't enforceable under new amendment, ensuring legal abortions in the state.
December 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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he's posting at 3am about annexing Canada but ok
December 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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Morning in the Walz house.
December 12, 2024 at 3:05 PM