Chris Wooden
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Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC

www.woodenbridgecreates.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I once had an argument with my dad about a capital gains tax, he was complaining about how it would affect him. I told him to go look at his microwave and I asked if it was dirty. He said yes and I told him to shut up it doesn’t effect you.
May 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Chris Wooden
maybe some of the taco trucks sell hot dogs, too, or cheeseburgers or falafel or ice cream sundaes. maybe some of them are actually medical clinics with a taco truck out front. maybe some of them are open all night and have indoor seating so they're a little third place hangout. just some options.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hell no
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Pentatonix a close second
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Pain
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM