Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
This game is still drunk from Thanksgiving
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
This game is still drunk from Thanksgiving
Catch of the year
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Catch of the year
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presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
presented without comment
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I once had an argument with my dad about a capital gains tax, he was complaining about how it would affect him. I told him to go look at his microwave and I asked if it was dirty. He said yes and I told him to shut up it doesn’t effect you.
May 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I once had an argument with my dad about a capital gains tax, he was complaining about how it would affect him. I told him to go look at his microwave and I asked if it was dirty. He said yes and I told him to shut up it doesn’t effect you.
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All of you are poor. These hypothetical poor people everyone is discussing are us. We’re poor. Idc if you make 6 figures or not. You’re poor too.
May 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
All of you are poor. These hypothetical poor people everyone is discussing are us. We’re poor. Idc if you make 6 figures or not. You’re poor too.
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maybe some of the taco trucks sell hot dogs, too, or cheeseburgers or falafel or ice cream sundaes. maybe some of them are actually medical clinics with a taco truck out front. maybe some of them are open all night and have indoor seating so they're a little third place hangout. just some options.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
maybe some of the taco trucks sell hot dogs, too, or cheeseburgers or falafel or ice cream sundaes. maybe some of them are actually medical clinics with a taco truck out front. maybe some of them are open all night and have indoor seating so they're a little third place hangout. just some options.
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just brainstorming but i think a good political slogan would be "genuinely, we should have a taco truck on every corner."
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
just brainstorming but i think a good political slogan would be "genuinely, we should have a taco truck on every corner."
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
That price drop in gas when you cross the state line into Arizona from California is the ultimate high
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
That price drop in gas when you cross the state line into Arizona from California is the ultimate high
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French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote in his seminal work No Exit that "hell is other people." But he was, unfortunately, incorrect; hell is, in actuality, Clippers fandom.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote in his seminal work No Exit that "hell is other people." But he was, unfortunately, incorrect; hell is, in actuality, Clippers fandom.
What's the best album from your city? I'm going with this for San Diego:
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What's the best album from your city? I'm going with this for San Diego:
What a sad way to find out that Kevin Love is on the Jazz this year
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What a sad way to find out that Kevin Love is on the Jazz this year
I don't care how good of a baker your grandma is, a Costco pumpkin pie would be the best option on a dessert table in 90% of the homes in this country
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I don't care how good of a baker your grandma is, a Costco pumpkin pie would be the best option on a dessert table in 90% of the homes in this country
🎶Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
🎶Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
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You don’t have to like Nuzzi or approve of her conduct to understand that Lizza’s choice to publish the material that he is publishing is meant to sexually humiliate her in public in retaliation for disappointing him romantically. The term for that is revenge porn.
ryan lizza is a bad person
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You don’t have to like Nuzzi or approve of her conduct to understand that Lizza’s choice to publish the material that he is publishing is meant to sexually humiliate her in public in retaliation for disappointing him romantically. The term for that is revenge porn.
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Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
Ventilator Blues
Name your fav song by The Rolling Stones.
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ventilator Blues
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if you have pedialyte in your cart along with alcohol that should count as your ID
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
if you have pedialyte in your cart along with alcohol that should count as your ID
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
This Rockets-Nuggets game is an instant contender for game of the year so far.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This Rockets-Nuggets game is an instant contender for game of the year so far.
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He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
Pain
🚨 NEW: The LA Clippers were blown out Thursday. At 4-11, they have the makings of a team on pace for their first losing season in 15 years. A season that started with so much promise and potential has been reduced to pain and patheticness. It took 29 days.
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Orlan-Doh!: Clippers blown out in Magic Kingdom
Woof.
justinrusso.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pain
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A reminder, one of the best films of the year, Train Dreams, drops on Netflix tonight
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A reminder, one of the best films of the year, Train Dreams, drops on Netflix tonight
ESPN forcing this terrible VR NBA breakdowns is the perfect visual representation of how badly they've missed the mark and been left behind. They've ruined the live experience of every sport they touch. NBC is already running the game like they never left.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ESPN forcing this terrible VR NBA breakdowns is the perfect visual representation of how badly they've missed the mark and been left behind. They've ruined the live experience of every sport they touch. NBC is already running the game like they never left.
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I love this post because it’s such a well observed and deeply felt reaction but also
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love this post because it’s such a well observed and deeply felt reaction but also
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough