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An endless stream of nerd shit, useless information, and classic memes.

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December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
From the creators of Dark Alliance: a game so bad, they changed the name of their studio.

I'm gonna give them a chance to win me over, but I'm already deeply skeptical.
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
And now your team has a voodoo hex on it. If what happened to my Razorbacks is any indication, the next decade is gonna be reeeeeeeeeeal rough.
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. You just have to do the best you can with what you have, and that will vary from person to person.
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And that's just foreign visitors. A gigantic chunk of domestic fans will probably stay home to avoid potential ICE raids.

This WC is gonna be a disaster.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Until there are consequences for doing so, they will continue lying.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I'm on the autism spectrum and I have a *degree* in communication.

If I can do it, the rest of you guys can, too.
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Having grown up in a rural area, it blows my mind (and makes me a little envious) that there are people who can get by without a car in this day and age.

If you want any independence where I grew up, you had to have a license and a car.
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I remember before they were bought out by private equity. The waitresses actually seemed to enjoy the birthdays and the line dancing.

Now they all look like they're dead inside every time they line up.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
They did that on purpose, and I applaud them for it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM