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Chel 👹
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I’m the queer, witchy educator that frightens your grandpappy.
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It's not the Robin Hood story folks wanted but attractive, well-heeled young guy who had back surgery, unrelenting pain to the point of impacting his mental health. He withdraws from his peeps, eventually goes to a dark place, and eventually takes it out on insurance CEO.

Still relatable.
December 9, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?

Signed, a librarian.
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Sickening hypocrisy.
December 8, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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Two UNELECTED men pen op-ed about how they’ll be dismantling the US Government.

They start off by saying the government is FOUNDED on the basic idea that the PEOPLE should ELECT the folks who run the show.

The lack of self awareness is mind boggling - by what merit did they earn these powers?
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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I feel seen
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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One of my favourite poems.
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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Bluesky = Kendrick
Twitter = Drake
November 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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If you find me annoying, you are correct.
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10
November 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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A government run by billionaires will never be for the people.
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM