Clover
@small-clover.bsky.social
Created system trying their best
Languages in descending order of fluency: English, Toki Pona, Esperanto, German, Mandarin
Languages in descending order of fluency: English, Toki Pona, Esperanto, German, Mandarin
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Note also that this ruling on an edge-case of human cognition is not to be taken as the tribunal commitee's definitive philosophical declaration on the nature of the mind and possible existence of a 'soul'.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
If your tulpa is handling cognitive functions like dysphoria management, that bitch is considered to be AT MINIMUM partially fronting as far as the competition rules are concerned, and your body will be ruled as hosting a female participant.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Note also that this ruling on an edge-case of human cognition is not to be taken as the tribunal commitee's definitive philosophical declaration on the nature of the mind and possible existence of a 'soul'.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
Your tulpa does not have to meet some arbitrary standard of 'realness' to break the rules.
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If your tulpa is handling cognitive functions like dysphoria management, that bitch is considered to be AT MINIMUM partially fronting as far as the competition rules are concerned, and your body will be ruled as hosting a female participant.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If your tulpa is handling cognitive functions like dysphoria management, that bitch is considered to be AT MINIMUM partially fronting as far as the competition rules are concerned, and your body will be ruled as hosting a female participant.
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And again: The gender of your tulpa is not something the tribunal committee needs to have an opinion on. She can be a woman for all we care as long as you keep her AWAY from the driver's seat!
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
And again: The gender of your tulpa is not something the tribunal committee needs to have an opinion on. She can be a woman for all we care as long as you keep her AWAY from the driver's seat!
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Begging competitors who are part of plural systems to stop calling tribunals against their headmates. What are you trying to achieve, here? Do you think we are going to disqualify one of you but not the rest? If you believe that your headmate should not be in the competition you can simply resign.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Begging competitors who are part of plural systems to stop calling tribunals against their headmates. What are you trying to achieve, here? Do you think we are going to disqualify one of you but not the rest? If you believe that your headmate should not be in the competition you can simply resign.
"POACEAL CONTACT"??? How does one build this kind of vocabulary?
"Touch grass"? Not only is poaceal contact medically irrelevant to mammogenesis, but you ought to be aware that in the current season, the death of grass is upon us. Consider for a moment that your dependency on wheat's less palatable cousin is a weakness that I lack. This is why *I* am winning.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"POACEAL CONTACT"??? How does one build this kind of vocabulary?
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Don’t let anyone take away your hope for a happy ending
September 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Don’t let anyone take away your hope for a happy ending
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Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment theonion.com/histori...
July 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Historians Confirm Lewis And Clark Set Out On Expedition To Justify Purchase Of Expensive Camping Equipment theonion.com/histori...
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I don’t need context this sentence is objectively, and historically, funny as fuck! 😂😂😂
ask for DMs, get cockblocked by the King 😭
July 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I don’t need context this sentence is objectively, and historically, funny as fuck! 😂😂😂
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
theonion.com
July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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Long-Time Employee Will Always Be Remembered For Sticking Around Too Long theonion.com/long-ti...
July 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Long-Time Employee Will Always Be Remembered For Sticking Around Too Long theonion.com/long-ti...
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If you’ve ever heard that
- The F-Word is an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of the King”
- The Sh-Word is an acronym for “Ship High in Transit”
- Any other older word being an acronym
It’s untrue.
Acronyms are, by and large, a 20th-century phenomenon.
- The F-Word is an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of the King”
- The Sh-Word is an acronym for “Ship High in Transit”
- Any other older word being an acronym
It’s untrue.
Acronyms are, by and large, a 20th-century phenomenon.
July 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you’ve ever heard that
- The F-Word is an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of the King”
- The Sh-Word is an acronym for “Ship High in Transit”
- Any other older word being an acronym
It’s untrue.
Acronyms are, by and large, a 20th-century phenomenon.
- The F-Word is an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of the King”
- The Sh-Word is an acronym for “Ship High in Transit”
- Any other older word being an acronym
It’s untrue.
Acronyms are, by and large, a 20th-century phenomenon.
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Oh my God we won completely. Thank you everyone for calling out this policy and supporting my channel through this mess. We made YouTube DROP their policy altogether
YouTube has updated their profanity monetization policy 📺
You can now swear in the first 7 seconds of any video and earn full ad revenue 🤬
You can now swear in the first 7 seconds of any video and earn full ad revenue 🤬
July 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh my God we won completely. Thank you everyone for calling out this policy and supporting my channel through this mess. We made YouTube DROP their policy altogether
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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Mr. Fox, I don’t think I want too :(
March 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Mr. Fox, I don’t think I want too :(
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needless to say, Colon is an invaluable asset to the community and i am very grateful
March 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
needless to say, Colon is an invaluable asset to the community and i am very grateful
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i keep forgetting that this app exists
March 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
i keep forgetting that this app exists
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I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
February 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I have airport disease.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I'll stop now.
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
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Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider
Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider
BETHESDA, MD—Ushering in a new, highly advanced era of creepy-crawly warfare, defense contractor Lockheed Martin announced Friday that it had developed a giant tactical rubber spider. “With the introd...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lockheed Martin Develops Giant Tactical Rubber Spider
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Really fun, super consistent, give it a shot
February 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Really fun, super consistent, give it a shot
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pee in a cup throw it at an idiot call that baka blast
February 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
pee in a cup throw it at an idiot call that baka blast