Richard Jensen
@richardjensen.bsky.social
Disabled Anishinabe former writing instructor. Love my cats and peegs and dog. Two adult kids one grandkid. He/Him cis het.
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People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
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I had a dream last night that I got knuckle tattoos that were scrabble tiles that spelled out fart butt. You are welcome to use this idea if you like.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I had a dream last night that I got knuckle tattoos that were scrabble tiles that spelled out fart butt. You are welcome to use this idea if you like.
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His tongue sticking out is the best part!
He dragged this bag of knitting across the living room and attempted to throw it down the basement stairs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
His tongue sticking out is the best part!
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Local woman wakes up, is wondering if anyone has 2 free or low cost tickets to Sigur Ros in Edmonton tonight for local woman and her husband, makes oatmeal.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Local woman wakes up, is wondering if anyone has 2 free or low cost tickets to Sigur Ros in Edmonton tonight for local woman and her husband, makes oatmeal.
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I really need all the world to stop sucking rotten dead goat ass. Seriously. I need some wins.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I really need all the world to stop sucking rotten dead goat ass. Seriously. I need some wins.
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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This is where I say once again that a single $3 million endowment would keep the Cartoon Art Museum of San Francisco running indefinitely and the Bay Area is full of comics-loving nerds for whom that would barely register as a tax writeoff
That's right, rich nerds, I'm calling you out
That's right, rich nerds, I'm calling you out
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This is where I say once again that a single $3 million endowment would keep the Cartoon Art Museum of San Francisco running indefinitely and the Bay Area is full of comics-loving nerds for whom that would barely register as a tax writeoff
That's right, rich nerds, I'm calling you out
That's right, rich nerds, I'm calling you out
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Sports ball is just a fucking game. Doesn't matter which sport it is, it is just a fucking game. If you can't recognise that, and cannot act like a sane, rational human being, it's time to go have a good long look in the mirror, and give your head a good hard fucking shake. Grow the fuck up. 🤬
B.C. Lions ‘disgusted’ by social media death threats following West Final loss
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#CFL #BCLions #RoarAsOne #GCPlayoffs
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#CFL #BCLions #RoarAsOne #GCPlayoffs
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sports ball is just a fucking game. Doesn't matter which sport it is, it is just a fucking game. If you can't recognise that, and cannot act like a sane, rational human being, it's time to go have a good long look in the mirror, and give your head a good hard fucking shake. Grow the fuck up. 🤬
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I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I just want everyone to have the experience of living in dignity with access to sufficient food, safe housing, needed medical care, high quality education, and time to engage with what sparks their curiosity and spirit
this should not be controversial 🫠
this should not be controversial 🫠
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Folks, if you keep liking my skeleton art posts, I'm going to think people like my skeleton art posts and keep making skeleton art. Better watch yourselves.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Folks, if you keep liking my skeleton art posts, I'm going to think people like my skeleton art posts and keep making skeleton art. Better watch yourselves.
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Andrew Scheer is an awful person and an awful representative. He needs to resign.
.... Andrew Scheer and party whip Chris Warkentin "barged" into [d'Entremont's] office, pushed open the door ... and yelled at him about "how much of a snake" he was.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
.... Andrew Scheer and party whip Chris Warkentin "barged" into [d'Entremont's] office, pushed open the door ... and yelled at him about "how much of a snake" he was.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Barging into office, yelling from Conservative leadership 'sealed the deal' on defection: d'Entremont | CBC News
Nova Scotia MP Chris d'Entremont says the barging into his office and yelling from Conservative Party leadership 'sealed the deal' on his choice to cross the floor to the Liberals earlier this week.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Andrew Scheer is an awful person and an awful representative. He needs to resign.
.... Andrew Scheer and party whip Chris Warkentin "barged" into [d'Entremont's] office, pushed open the door ... and yelled at him about "how much of a snake" he was.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
.... Andrew Scheer and party whip Chris Warkentin "barged" into [d'Entremont's] office, pushed open the door ... and yelled at him about "how much of a snake" he was.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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i am a big proponent of peacefully removing ineffective politicians from power & also making sure they are treated humanely. prison is not humane.
ironically, Chuck Schumer’s political support for carceral slavery is one of the many reasons i believe he is unfit to serve in a healthy democracy.
ironically, Chuck Schumer’s political support for carceral slavery is one of the many reasons i believe he is unfit to serve in a healthy democracy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i am a big proponent of peacefully removing ineffective politicians from power & also making sure they are treated humanely. prison is not humane.
ironically, Chuck Schumer’s political support for carceral slavery is one of the many reasons i believe he is unfit to serve in a healthy democracy.
ironically, Chuck Schumer’s political support for carceral slavery is one of the many reasons i believe he is unfit to serve in a healthy democracy.
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Listen, I can't elaborate for legal reasons, but fuck you Virgos, you know what you did.
Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Listen, I can't elaborate for legal reasons, but fuck you Virgos, you know what you did.
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After a temporary shutdown over living conditions, the weasels have voted with the pigs to reopen the zoo.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
After a temporary shutdown over living conditions, the weasels have voted with the pigs to reopen the zoo.
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Super Feisty in 2017.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Super Feisty in 2017.
Fess up @woodward.ca !
Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Fess up @woodward.ca !
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Help me get water turned back on! We need to bathe and also just have water in general!
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Help me get water turned back on! We need to bathe and also just have water in general!
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Listen, my children.
Once upon a time, we cut down trees and blendered them flat. Then we drew some dicks and wrote some words. Sometimes those words were good, usually not, though, but whatever. Then we made some rules about Oxford commas and spacing after a period.
These were called books.
Once upon a time, we cut down trees and blendered them flat. Then we drew some dicks and wrote some words. Sometimes those words were good, usually not, though, but whatever. Then we made some rules about Oxford commas and spacing after a period.
These were called books.
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Listen, my children.
Once upon a time, we cut down trees and blendered them flat. Then we drew some dicks and wrote some words. Sometimes those words were good, usually not, though, but whatever. Then we made some rules about Oxford commas and spacing after a period.
These were called books.
Once upon a time, we cut down trees and blendered them flat. Then we drew some dicks and wrote some words. Sometimes those words were good, usually not, though, but whatever. Then we made some rules about Oxford commas and spacing after a period.
These were called books.
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"THAT CUCK IS READING IN PUBLIC."
Me, 40000 times more likely to blow a man who reads than not.
Me, 40000 times more likely to blow a man who reads than not.
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"THAT CUCK IS READING IN PUBLIC."
Me, 40000 times more likely to blow a man who reads than not.
Me, 40000 times more likely to blow a man who reads than not.
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Now reading a book is performative.
The click ragebait is strong with this one.
The click ragebait is strong with this one.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now reading a book is performative.
The click ragebait is strong with this one.
The click ragebait is strong with this one.
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Tbh: "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!"
John Waters
John Waters
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Tbh: "If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!"
John Waters
John Waters