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Richard Jensen
@richardjensen.bsky.social
Disabled Anishinabe former writing instructor. Love my cats and peegs and dog. Two adult kids one grandkid. He/Him cis het.
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Sombtimes i just needtu be in a boks by myselve
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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"mox, what's with all the whipped cream cans?"

"there's cream in those things?"
NEVER FORGET: If you keep a can of reddiwhip (or whatever equiv you like) in your fridge you can just grab it and have a quick bit of whipped cream whenever you like. It's just a thing you can do.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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We offer all new employees a chance to wrestle the moat monster for health care on day one.
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Would you like help with that?
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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But also why does this make me feel ancient lolol cuz who else remembers printing out your mapquest journeys 🤣
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Let's not teach cats how to use fire, it's bad enough mine can work a phone touch screen 😅
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Here we go. ✨
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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You are loved. Pass it on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I’ve already seen a bunch of really important things mentioned so I’m gonna mention a silly one: a bunch of weird little guys

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November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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😴 gnbsky
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I don't so much have a beef with Braiding Sweetgrass, which I quite enjoyed, as much as I have a beef with its impact on white people who seem to think that the interconnectedness of all things runs on vibes and not the actual needs of plants.
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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If you see this, post your bird art 🐦

#birds
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Its been a while. Im here to ask if anyone can spare $40 so I can get some hygiene products and food pls?
Mvto

PayPal: teedeedub
CA: teedeedub87
Venmo: skoden91587
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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He was hot
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Support community media and roll into the holidays with a pocket full of cash from AccessNow Community Radio! All the funds we raise go right back into making great radio on 91.3fm in Regina.

Pot is over $2500, and you can take half at accessnowradio.ca/fall5050
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Should politicians be able to cross the floor and join another party? To me, the answer is no. You should be able to leave a party but sit as an independent until the next election. While we're fixing things, you should also have to live in a riding 1y+ before you can run in that riding.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The birds react to me doing some stretches:

Meg: HUMAN I insist you stop that at once. It is unsightly and disturbs my humors

Linnies: The human has malfunctioned but it is no concern of ours

Pico: Wow!! Is a game? I NEED to be involved!! Would it help if I bit your ears?? No? Imma do it anyway!
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up https://theonion.com/gta-vi-delayed-until-developers-get-grades-up/
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I had a dream last night that I got knuckle tattoos that were scrabble tiles that spelled out fart butt. You are welcome to use this idea if you like.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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His tongue sticking out is the best part!
He dragged this bag of knitting across the living room and attempted to throw it down the basement stairs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM