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Tal 👻 Too Tall Spaghetti Monster
@smaller-cryptid.bsky.social
Through gay monster fiction anything is possible, so jot that down

He / They - 27 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 - Certified Wife Guy - Full Time Internet Pervert - Podcast Nerd & Trigun Fanatic

Pro ship please interact, as much as possible

https://linktr.ee/Smaller_than_a_cryptid
Pinned
✅ Vashwood
✅ Fake Dating
✅ Cruise Ship Shenanigans
✅ Excessive Pining
✅ Feel good nonsense
✅ Eventual Smut

Oh and the best part? I get to write it with my fav author @raisedbyheathens.bsky.social 🥰

First chapter is out now, and more on the way very soon...
archiveofourown.org/works/61497097
A Sense of Adventure - Chapter 1 - RaisedByHeathens, TooManyLemons - Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
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Just so we’re clear; if you use gen AI for your writing at all then I don’t care what themes the work contains or what point you are trying to make. Using gen AI tells me that you fundamentally cannot engage with or create art in any meaningful way and nothing you have to say to me has any value.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
the TV show we're watching has adverts every 20 mins for "The Flatshare" which is really making me wanna try and write another fic entirely in post it notes
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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really feeling this one tonight
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Warren solo parenting vibes
Daily bunny no.3154 "how's the water down there?"
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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#redvalleyspoilers #redvalley

I love hyper himbo Warren so much
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
you aren't ready for this
🚨 NEW EPISODE! 🚨

‘What terrors have you been ruminating on, of late?’

While You Were(n’t) Hypersleeping 4 - Part 1 is out now! Find it wherever you find your podcasts or just follow the link below!

pod.link/1502771083
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
so, human waffles au truthers, how are you feeling today?
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo:
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I love spending too much money 🙂‍↕️
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Punk Vash loose at MCM Birmingham, what crimes will he commit
November 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'd like you all to know that I did briefly consider only putting binding tape on one side of my chest for my Vash cosplay tomorrow, just because I thought it would be funny
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I need someone to make my work stop booking meetings in with me. I have 13 hours of podcasts that desperately need my whole attention 😡
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Bonus for the headbangers
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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So I only have very few leftovers from previous merch drops, I discounted them greatly for black friday

if you'd like to help me get rid of the last of my stock that'd be nice and i appreciate you <3

forms.gle/3ctNFrzvm19s...
BLACK FRIDAY SALE 2025
Please fill out the form below, make sure your all your information is correct before sending! - - - - - - - - - - - - Flat rate shipping cost! USA: $5 tracking included INTL: $20 tracking included...
forms.gle
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I can think of a few people actually
WARREN: My meds mean I can't even drink a decent amount of beer before I collapse in a heap and truth be told, the side effects of that medication mean I am utterly unable to even have sex with my wife, who is understandably exasperated with my behaviour- and who could blame her!
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
traded some elastic for some bottle caps from a friend - so that me and my wife can spend our evening re-dying my hair and making pin badges - so, feeling very DIY community today 😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I made a glue trap and I am the rat

on the plus side the jacket is looking really good 🤷
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
since it's RV early access day, I'm still proud of this insane fic I wrote for the last while you were hypersleeping

archiveofourown.org/works/57033565
Hey, quote this post with something you've made recently (or not so recently) that you're proud of! Yes, you! There have been a lot of events which is AWESOME but also a LOT and it's easy for something great to slip through the cracks. It's not bragging bc I am forcing you at internet knifepoint.
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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You can make art.

The biggest step isn't getting good at art, it's being willing to make art that doesn't match the idea of "good art" in your head.

Making a lot of imperfect art is an essential step toward making perfect art; a counterproductive goal you shouldn't have anyway.

Just make art.
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM