Smallplates
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CBS 2026 Line Up Dropped…and it’s ass.
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
CBS 2026 Line Up Dropped…and it’s ass.
Kristi Noem’s testimony is like her Make Up-thick & out of touch with reality
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kristi Noem’s testimony is like her Make Up-thick & out of touch with reality
DC is just LA for Model UN kids
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
DC is just LA for Model UN kids
The Jim Cramer of Comedy
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Jim Cramer of Comedy
No indentations for new paragraphs-Who’s the real criminal here?
another happy reader
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No indentations for new paragraphs-Who’s the real criminal here?
I’m busy. Calling dibs.
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m busy. Calling dibs.
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Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Spotify has laid off thousands in recent years, while reportedly paying artists $0.003 per stream.
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
Spotify profits rose 28% in Q3. Its CEO is worth $9.8 billion. It's making money off ICE recruitment ads.
Don't you think it's time put a wrap on corporate greed and exploitation?
2028 Dem Ticket will be Schumer/Jeffries & they will concede to GOP in after the first debate in exchange for a vote on National Parks restoration or some shit.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
2028 Dem Ticket will be Schumer/Jeffries & they will concede to GOP in after the first debate in exchange for a vote on National Parks restoration or some shit.
Thankful for all my fellow Chicagoans.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thankful for all my fellow Chicagoans.
Est. Dems takeaway from mamdani v. trump-“key demos love rizz. let’s pay the Rizzler 50 million dollars to endorse Haley Stevens.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Est. Dems takeaway from mamdani v. trump-“key demos love rizz. let’s pay the Rizzler 50 million dollars to endorse Haley Stevens.”
Doordash gonna drop a 50 year mortgage for a chipotle burrito soon & it’ll be fine bc free market regulates itself dummies
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Doordash gonna drop a 50 year mortgage for a chipotle burrito soon & it’ll be fine bc free market regulates itself dummies
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Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
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It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?
Not a fan of Humpty Dumpty’s heading. predatory VC firm hell bent on exacerbating wealth inequality through bribery fueled deregulation. Loved him in Shrek though
Since Trump took office, virtually all CFPB investigations have ground to a halt, including three probes into Andreessen-backed companies, according to the records and the people familiar with the cases. www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Tech Billionaire Marc Andreessen Bet Big on Trump. It’s Paying Off for Silicon Valley.
The Trump administration’s gutting of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has been good for venture capitalists like Andreessen, who previously accused the agency of “terrorizing” fintech startup...
www.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not a fan of Humpty Dumpty’s heading. predatory VC firm hell bent on exacerbating wealth inequality through bribery fueled deregulation. Loved him in Shrek though
Lmao mainlining the copium over the L Zohran served up
New York City voters delivered a major victory to housing developers with the passage of three referendums that should ease city approval for new developments.
How New York Developers Won a Victory on Election Night
The passage of three referendums should ease city approval for new housing developments.
on.wsj.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Lmao mainlining the copium over the L Zohran served up
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Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
When Chuck Schumer says he’s been talking to Mamdani, this is what he means:
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When Chuck Schumer says he’s been talking to Mamdani, this is what he means:
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NYC, tomorrow you have the chance to show the world that the future we’re building in America is not one led by the corrupted, sex pest politicians of the past like Andrew Cuomo—but rather a future determined by us, one that represents all of us, a multi-racial democracy of, by, and for the people.
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
NYC, tomorrow you have the chance to show the world that the future we’re building in America is not one led by the corrupted, sex pest politicians of the past like Andrew Cuomo—but rather a future determined by us, one that represents all of us, a multi-racial democracy of, by, and for the people.
SecDef tries so hard, but his statements always read like call of duty mobile ads.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
SecDef tries so hard, but his statements always read like call of duty mobile ads.
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ICE and CBP are a danger to our communities. They violate our Constitutional rights and terrorize our neighborhoods.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
At Least 3 People — Including 2 Citizens — Detained By Immigration Agents In Albany Park Friday
Agents alleged that at least one of the people detained on Lawrence Avenue had "assaulted a federal agent," according to video and neighbors.
blockclubchicago.org
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
ICE and CBP are a danger to our communities. They violate our Constitutional rights and terrorize our neighborhoods.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
Cuomo the type of guy that thinks drake won the feud.
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Cuomo the type of guy that thinks drake won the feud.