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smartchae.bsky.social
Chae!
@smartchae.bsky.social
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Spreadsheets are my love language and I think white supremacy is stupid. West coast girl living in New England. Recovering teacher. My dog is the best dog.

ITYSL/Detroiters all day.

Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
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Donald Trump is Tracy Jordan example no. 3,512.
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Shih Tzu snow removal…
Photo of the bottom half of a black Shih Tzu with snow balled up into her fur on her legs and stomach. Photo of some towels balled up on the floor of my den with chunks of snow and a whisk on them. (I use the whisk to get the balled up snow out of their fur. IDK why, but it works!)
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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“I hate ICE but I LOVE snow. Am I the problem??”

No, babes, you’re the solution.

#LylaLovesEverything
My cute dog Lyla, a black Shih Tzu with white beard, is covered with snow and taking a breather in the backyard. She is looking up and to the left wistfully.
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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She’s only a LITTLE excited…
My sweet dog Lyla eating a scotcheroo treat!
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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When you spread Scotcheroos thin in a baking sheet, you get to spread out the distribution of calories per mouthful! 😂

(The pile of tiny pieces without any chocolate topping is because they make a great once-in-a-while dog treat!)

🍽️
#cookingsky
Photo of freshly made scotcheroos. A baking sheet of them in the background with a few cut and placed on a saucer in the foreground. (There’s also a small pile of tiny cut up pieces w/out the chocolate topping, which I like to give to my dog as a special treat!)
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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Every day I’m more convinced Donald Trump is just a less delightful Rita Leeds.
Screengrab from Arrested Development depicting Rita Leeds eating the chocolate gold star she worked VERY hard to earn from her uncle!
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Oh me too!!! But by the time I was in college I had one these puppies.
Photo of the front and back of a Kodak DC260 ZOOM digital camera w/ 2 large 10MB digital memory cards.
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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I’m only 38, but the rest of this applies.
Screenshot of a 2022 tweet by @OwensDamien which reads: I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this: 'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Shih Tzu bed head.

(can’t get this lazy girl out of bed this morning!)
Photo of my sweet dog Lyla, a black Shih Tzu with white goatee, laying in bed. Her hair is usually in a bun or pig tails on top of her head but this morning it’s a matted up mangled MESS!
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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With Alt Text: (so sorry!!! 😞)
Photo of a physical magazine cover. Stark white background with the title of the magazine “Objective” in a bold, angular display font. Looks like a passport-style photo of Trump with a suit, red tie, Venezuelan flag on lapel, and crude oil making a Hitler mustache under his nose. The oil also drips onto his lips a bit. Much lighter text says “American Attack on Venezuela.”
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Cover of Objektiv, which is a weekly magazine/insert in Slovenia’s Dnevnik newspaper.

🤌🏼

Designed by Tomaž Košir. Here’s some of his other (amazing!) work: tomatokosir.com/copy-of-home...
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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((Riot!!!))
Meme from I Think You Should Leave: Tim Robinson is standing and yelling at the camera “He must’ve flipped my wife eight times!”
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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I’m not going to take tips about how to conduct myself from an asshole whose claim to fame is being disgusting on an MTV reality show, thanks.

PS - have you heard about Venezuela or the Epstein files or The Vice President’s connections to Yarvin?
Photo of Sean Duffy wearing a towel toga and posing like an idiot on MTV’s “The Real World.” This man is the one telling us to “dress up at the airport.”
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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(Close second!!!)
Cover of Mariah Carey’s 1995 album “Daydream.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Cover of Alanis Morissette’s legendary 1995 album “Jagged Little Pill.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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My heart goes out to this group of scholars tonight.

Poor little Jack Posobitch is probably so confused. “…DID daddy hurt the little girls?“

Yes, Jack.
You worship a pedo.
And it has nothing to do with pizza, you absolute muppet.
Photo: four of the 15ish “influencers” who were given binders full of old Epstein info in front of the White House. IDK who any of these four people are so I can’t tell you their names, sorry. They’re all white though.
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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If you see this, post a monster. 😘
My cute dog Lyla (black Shih Tzu with white beard) rocking Viking braids and munching on a stick that’s waaaay too big!
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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YES!!! Sandwich Guy for DC Mayor!!!!!
Banksy-style sandwich throwing folk/street art.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Three-cueing *can be* a good strategy for much older readers as they encounter higher-level material, but that assumes they’ve first received adequate phonics instruction! Doing it in Kindergarten is wild.

Also reminds me of this gem of a scene:
Screenshot from the TV show New Girl where Nick tells Jess “I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words."
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Oust Schumer now or
“Don’t ask me for a fucking dime” written in the font/colors/style of the Mamadani campaign.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Chat, what’s an example of the term “circlejerk”?
Screenshot of a Benny Johnson tweet that depicts a crying Erika Kirk and says “Erika Kirk was just honored with the ‘Charlie Kirk Legacy Award’ at the Fox Nation Patriot Awards.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A photo of Julius Streicher during the Nuremberg trials along with this explanatory text: “At Nuremberg, Julius Streicher was not convicted of having committed or participated in any crimes or acts of violence himself, but was convicted on the grounds that as a journalist his many speeches and articles supporting and excusing violence made him an accessory. He hanged.”
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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She’s starting to overfill the lips.

MAGA transformation has commenced.
Left side says “Mona Lisa” and shows an unaltered photo of the Mona Lisa. Right side says “MAGA Lisa” and shows what used to be the Mona Lisa but now has giant lips and cheek bones, crazily stretched out eyes from multiple face lifts, a VERY sculpted nose, fake breasts, and bad long hair.
October 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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In my opinion, this guy would’ve gotten very different engagement if his initial posts weren’t filled with contempt for the very audience he now feels persecuted by.

Phrases like “goody two shoes losers” and “freaks who shouldn’t vote” don’t foster good-faith discussion and I think he knows that.
Screenshot of Lyle’s initial post, which reads: This is a great example of what happens when the Democratic Party is defined by goody two-shoe losers who have lived their entire lives among fellow goody two-shoe losers. Wait, Marines get drunk in foreign countries and get skull and bones tattoos!!! Screenshot of Lyle’s reply to his initial post, which reads: I swear, keep these BSky freaks as far away from the electorate as possible.
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Loved this on from Salt Lake City on Saturday!
Photo of a protest sign from the crowd at the Salt Lake City No Kings rally on 10/18/25. The sign has a nice floral design around the words “WHO WOULD JESUS DEPORT?”
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM