Chae!
@smartchae.bsky.social
Spreadsheets are my love language and I think white supremacy is stupid. West coast girl living in New England. Recovering teacher. My dog is the best dog.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
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Chae!
@smartchae.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I spent several years teaching in a locked-down juvenile detention facility and one thing I am good at is eviscerating the incel/tough-guy types.
Lesson #1 in handling an incel: DOMINATE HIM, but stay calm while doing it.
He says “your body my choice”? You post:
Lesson #1 in handling an incel: DOMINATE HIM, but stay calm while doing it.
He says “your body my choice”? You post:
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Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Never made sense that the while Democrats were warning us that Trump would deploy DHS as his private storm troopers, they were passing bills that raised DHS funding to record levels.
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You know the idiots on X are going to cry like little Jack Posobitches over this because they see themselves in Jake Lang.
Narcissistic injury-by-proxy!
Narcissistic injury-by-proxy!
Jake Lang, attempting to distance himself from the crowd in Minneapolis, found only 10 people attending his hate march.
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
You know the idiots on X are going to cry like little Jack Posobitches over this because they see themselves in Jake Lang.
Narcissistic injury-by-proxy!
Narcissistic injury-by-proxy!
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
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All, periodic reminder: when you dunk on people like Katie Miller, you're doing exactly what they want.
1. Being screenshot and dunked on amplifies her message, even if it's snarking.
2. Ignoring her and lack of notoriety actually hurts her more.
Don't do her work for her. Seriously.
1. Being screenshot and dunked on amplifies her message, even if it's snarking.
2. Ignoring her and lack of notoriety actually hurts her more.
Don't do her work for her. Seriously.
January 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
All, periodic reminder: when you dunk on people like Katie Miller, you're doing exactly what they want.
1. Being screenshot and dunked on amplifies her message, even if it's snarking.
2. Ignoring her and lack of notoriety actually hurts her more.
Don't do her work for her. Seriously.
1. Being screenshot and dunked on amplifies her message, even if it's snarking.
2. Ignoring her and lack of notoriety actually hurts her more.
Don't do her work for her. Seriously.
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Something I wish I could communicate to students is when you get to the point of a project where there's just so many things you're holding in your head that it hurts that's exactly where you have to persevere, because your mind must figure out a way to reorganize what you're doing to survive.
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Something I wish I could communicate to students is when you get to the point of a project where there's just so many things you're holding in your head that it hurts that's exactly where you have to persevere, because your mind must figure out a way to reorganize what you're doing to survive.
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ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
If Yarvinism was just as genocidal but cooler.
Doctor Colossus: all the worlds poor should be put to use building a giant laser
Gavin Newsom: I’ll meet you halfway and say that all the worlds poor should be put to use building a giant laser
Gavin Newsom: I’ll meet you halfway and say that all the worlds poor should be put to use building a giant laser
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If Yarvinism was just as genocidal but cooler.
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DHS getting basic 4th Amendment law wrong on its official Twitter account.
Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.
Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DHS getting basic 4th Amendment law wrong on its official Twitter account.
Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.
Seems like this post is bound to show up as an exhibit in one of the cases challenging ICE/Border Control enforcement actions.
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I cannot overemphasize how this is the key.
Everyone reading this, every @indivisible.org member, everyone who volunteered for the 2024 election:
If you're not directly helping Minneapolis, all of your efforts right now should be directed to getting Schumer and Jeffries OUT.
Everyone reading this, every @indivisible.org member, everyone who volunteered for the 2024 election:
If you're not directly helping Minneapolis, all of your efforts right now should be directed to getting Schumer and Jeffries OUT.
I think we're going to win for a variety of reasons, but making it a reality starts with elevating leaders who are not Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries. They are actively harming the opposition and helping the administration tighten its grip on the country.
this crystallizes why, despite truly heroic solidarity and activism, i can’t quite get in the “we’re going to win” mindset right now. the harm is so active and there’s so much violence we don’t even know about. people are being turned into ghosts.
January 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I cannot overemphasize how this is the key.
Everyone reading this, every @indivisible.org member, everyone who volunteered for the 2024 election:
If you're not directly helping Minneapolis, all of your efforts right now should be directed to getting Schumer and Jeffries OUT.
Everyone reading this, every @indivisible.org member, everyone who volunteered for the 2024 election:
If you're not directly helping Minneapolis, all of your efforts right now should be directed to getting Schumer and Jeffries OUT.
I need her!!!
I will feed her and snuggle her and take her on walks and teach her tricks like sit, stay, =VLOOKUP, =HEX2DEC, =QUERY, =LAMBDA, roll over…
I will feed her and snuggle her and take her on walks and teach her tricks like sit, stay, =VLOOKUP, =HEX2DEC, =QUERY, =LAMBDA, roll over…
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I need her!!!
I will feed her and snuggle her and take her on walks and teach her tricks like sit, stay, =VLOOKUP, =HEX2DEC, =QUERY, =LAMBDA, roll over…
I will feed her and snuggle her and take her on walks and teach her tricks like sit, stay, =VLOOKUP, =HEX2DEC, =QUERY, =LAMBDA, roll over…
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If you've ever wondered how I keep track of all this during the season...we've got spreadsheets, folks.
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
If you've ever wondered how I keep track of all this during the season...we've got spreadsheets, folks.
When a trans man wins first place, which WILL eventually happen, their heads will explode from terminal patriarchy.
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“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
When a trans man wins first place, which WILL eventually happen, their heads will explode from terminal patriarchy.
(🤞🏼)
(🤞🏼)
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
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There is a cottage industry of people who talk about how dangerous it is that people like Walz and Frey are being investigated and I’m just not having it.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
There is a cottage industry of people who talk about how dangerous it is that people like Walz and Frey are being investigated and I’m just not having it.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
For nights when power ballads are too…funky.
Life can be beautiful by Chaela Mcdonald on Apple Music
Playlist · 19 Songs
music.apple.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
For nights when power ballads are too…funky.
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
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This is like a satanic parody of the best moments of Reconstruction, which saw the DOJ using federal power to break up white supremacist conspiracies against civil rights. Here, white supremacists in the DOJ are using conspiracy law to attack civil rights.
This is bad. Like Reconstruction Era bad. www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...
DOJ investigating Gov. Tim Walz, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over alleged conspiracy to impede immigration agents
Federal prosecutors are investigating Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for allegedly impeding immigration agents, sources told CBS News, an extraordinary escalation in the Trum...
www.cbsnews.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
This is like a satanic parody of the best moments of Reconstruction, which saw the DOJ using federal power to break up white supremacist conspiracies against civil rights. Here, white supremacists in the DOJ are using conspiracy law to attack civil rights.
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January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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One piece of Chicken.
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
One piece of Chicken.
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
I’m starting a town where businesses and the government can only use 2005-level surveillance technology.
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
A startup called SpaceVision tracks shoppers around brick and mortar stores and uses real-time data for targeted ads. For ex: they see that you watched a digital ad on a screen and picked up chips from the shelf. A few minutes later, a store could send you a deal for beer to go with chips.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’m starting a town where businesses and the government can only use 2005-level surveillance technology.
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
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You can build a 'conservative university' that's still a totally respectable university but the thing is that means you're getting a place like BYU, not the Epic Center For Lib Owning.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
You can build a 'conservative university' that's still a totally respectable university but the thing is that means you're getting a place like BYU, not the Epic Center For Lib Owning.