Chae!
@smartchae.bsky.social
Spreadsheets are my love language and I think white supremacy is stupid. West coast girl living in New England. Recovering teacher. My dog is the best dog.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
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Chae!
@smartchae.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I spent several years teaching in a locked-down juvenile detention facility and one thing I am good at is eviscerating the incel/tough-guy types.
Lesson #1 in handling an incel: DOMINATE HIM, but stay calm while doing it.
He says “your body my choice”? You post:
Lesson #1 in handling an incel: DOMINATE HIM, but stay calm while doing it.
He says “your body my choice”? You post:
When a trans man wins first place, which WILL eventually happen, their heads will explode from terminal patriarchy.
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“The United States will not let men steal trophies from women…”
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
- says guy who happily took the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to a woman
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
When a trans man wins first place, which WILL eventually happen, their heads will explode from terminal patriarchy.
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BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
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There is a cottage industry of people who talk about how dangerous it is that people like Walz and Frey are being investigated and I’m just not having it.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
There is a cottage industry of people who talk about how dangerous it is that people like Walz and Frey are being investigated and I’m just not having it.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
Sure it’s concerning. I’m far more concerned about the people getting kidnapped and murdered than the powerful guys with security details.
For nights when power ballads are too…funky.
Life can be beautiful by Chaela Mcdonald on Apple Music
Playlist · 19 Songs
music.apple.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
For nights when power ballads are too…funky.
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
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This is like a satanic parody of the best moments of Reconstruction, which saw the DOJ using federal power to break up white supremacist conspiracies against civil rights. Here, white supremacists in the DOJ are using conspiracy law to attack civil rights.
This is bad. Like Reconstruction Era bad. www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...
DOJ investigating Gov. Tim Walz, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over alleged conspiracy to impede immigration agents
Federal prosecutors are investigating Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for allegedly impeding immigration agents, sources told CBS News, an extraordinary escalation in the Trum...
www.cbsnews.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
This is like a satanic parody of the best moments of Reconstruction, which saw the DOJ using federal power to break up white supremacist conspiracies against civil rights. Here, white supremacists in the DOJ are using conspiracy law to attack civil rights.
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January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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One piece of Chicken.
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
One piece of Chicken.
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
One piece of Broccoli.
One corn tortilla.
One other item.
For you.
For us:
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
I’m starting a town where businesses and the government can only use 2005-level surveillance technology.
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
A startup called SpaceVision tracks shoppers around brick and mortar stores and uses real-time data for targeted ads. For ex: they see that you watched a digital ad on a screen and picked up chips from the shelf. A few minutes later, a store could send you a deal for beer to go with chips.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’m starting a town where businesses and the government can only use 2005-level surveillance technology.
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
Who’s in?
(And what should we call it?)
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You can build a 'conservative university' that's still a totally respectable university but the thing is that means you're getting a place like BYU, not the Epic Center For Lib Owning.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
You can build a 'conservative university' that's still a totally respectable university but the thing is that means you're getting a place like BYU, not the Epic Center For Lib Owning.
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MAGA, a movement of cynical cruelty that is fueled by atomization, has accidentally created the conditions for in person communities to be formed around resisting their repression bsky.app/profile/aaro...
They have quite an operation going.
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...
Minneapolis church has delivered more than 12,000 boxes of groceries to families in hiding
DHH church has hundreds of volunteers packing and delivering groceries to families who have been too scared to leave their homes during the immigration operation.
www.mprnews.org
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
MAGA, a movement of cynical cruelty that is fueled by atomization, has accidentally created the conditions for in person communities to be formed around resisting their repression bsky.app/profile/aaro...
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Part of the reason the festering corpse of Twitter has been “functioning” is because of previous infrastructure in the platform made by better people.
That infrastructure is eroding, and maybe that’s not why it’s not working rn, but worth noting.
Get off the broken CSAM nazi site
That infrastructure is eroding, and maybe that’s not why it’s not working rn, but worth noting.
Get off the broken CSAM nazi site
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Part of the reason the festering corpse of Twitter has been “functioning” is because of previous infrastructure in the platform made by better people.
That infrastructure is eroding, and maybe that’s not why it’s not working rn, but worth noting.
Get off the broken CSAM nazi site
That infrastructure is eroding, and maybe that’s not why it’s not working rn, but worth noting.
Get off the broken CSAM nazi site
Take a page out of every big brother’s playbook—reach into your pocket for your passport and pull out your middle finger.
Remember, the line is “fuck you, make me.”
Remember, the line is “fuck you, make me.”
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Take a page out of every big brother’s playbook—reach into your pocket for your passport and pull out your middle finger.
Remember, the line is “fuck you, make me.”
Remember, the line is “fuck you, make me.”
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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Lewiston, Maine: “One property manager whose tenants are almost exclusively African immigrants showed a reporter a form being passed around so undocumented parents could designate temporary guardians for their children in the event of their arrest.”
Immigrants prepare for their arrests and leave Lewiston ahead of ICE action
One property manager showed a reporter a form being passed around so undocumented parents could designate temporary guardians for their children in the event of their arrest.
www.bangordailynews.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Lewiston, Maine: “One property manager whose tenants are almost exclusively African immigrants showed a reporter a form being passed around so undocumented parents could designate temporary guardians for their children in the event of their arrest.”
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She’s only a LITTLE excited…
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
She’s only a LITTLE excited…
FINE! I’ll make some. (And consume a large portion of them tonight.)
The best scotcheroos recipe out there:
The best scotcheroos recipe out there:
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
FINE! I’ll make some. (And consume a large portion of them tonight.)
The best scotcheroos recipe out there:
The best scotcheroos recipe out there:
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The people wearing masks are scanning your face to capture your identity.
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The people wearing masks are scanning your face to capture your identity.
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Another real tweet from the U.S. federal government
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Another real tweet from the U.S. federal government
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“Gordon at least once asked ChatGPT to describe ‘what the end of consciousness might look like.’ Writing three persuasive paragraphs in response, logs show that ChatGPT told Gordon that suicide was ‘not a cry for help—though it once was. But a final kindness. A liberation.’”
ChatGPT wrote “Goodnight Moon” suicide lullaby for man who later killed himself
ChatGPT used a man's favorite children's book to romanticize his suicide.
arstechnica.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
“Gordon at least once asked ChatGPT to describe ‘what the end of consciousness might look like.’ Writing three persuasive paragraphs in response, logs show that ChatGPT told Gordon that suicide was ‘not a cry for help—though it once was. But a final kindness. A liberation.’”
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🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 15, 2026 at 11:03 PM
🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
Every day I’m more convinced Donald Trump is just a less delightful Rita Leeds.
January 15, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Every day I’m more convinced Donald Trump is just a less delightful Rita Leeds.