Chae!
@smartchae.bsky.social
Spreadsheets are my love language and I think white supremacy is stupid. West coast girl living in New England. Recovering teacher. My dog is the best dog.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
(Don’t tell anyone but none of it is that good.)
(Yes, I’m a transplant! 😬)
(Yes, I’m a transplant! 😬)
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
(Don’t tell anyone but none of it is that good.)
(Yes, I’m a transplant! 😬)
(Yes, I’m a transplant! 😬)
You just know he wrote that Tweet himself.
January 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
You just know he wrote that Tweet himself.
She doesn’t understand the need for birth control because she’s married to…well, you know. Human birth control.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
She doesn’t understand the need for birth control because she’s married to…well, you know. Human birth control.
Right?? Kinda defeats the idea of being low-impact if your guts are being wrenched! 😂
January 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Right?? Kinda defeats the idea of being low-impact if your guts are being wrenched! 😂
I’ve heard this! I’ve also heard LLMs often use multiple phrases/sentences between a pair of em dashes (which is just clunky).
We cling together, Crary. ✊🏼
We cling together, Crary. ✊🏼
January 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I’ve heard this! I’ve also heard LLMs often use multiple phrases/sentences between a pair of em dashes (which is just clunky).
We cling together, Crary. ✊🏼
We cling together, Crary. ✊🏼
I do find myself using ellipses more now for that very reason and I fucking hate it. That shit’s for elder millennials and I’m not an elder millennial, I’m a REGULAR one.
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I do find myself using ellipses more now for that very reason and I fucking hate it. That shit’s for elder millennials and I’m not an elder millennial, I’m a REGULAR one.
(Sorry for the all caps, but your dog is so freaking cute!!!)
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
(Sorry for the all caps, but your dog is so freaking cute!!!)
“The ladies are back, and this time—it’s PERSONAL.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
“The ladies are back, and this time—it’s PERSONAL.”
YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO GET HIM AND CALL HIM CC!!! IT’S THE PERFECT NAME FOR THAT GOOD BOIIII!!! 😍😍😍
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO GET HIM AND CALL HIM CC!!! IT’S THE PERFECT NAME FOR THAT GOOD BOIIII!!! 😍😍😍
How do people learn this sport? I would imagine it’s not easy to get into or get good at…
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
How do people learn this sport? I would imagine it’s not easy to get into or get good at…
Right?? God forbid a girl have hobbies!
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Right?? God forbid a girl have hobbies!