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I survived the original Four Loco recipe….talk to me nice

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

Aight im good now lol

I would have simply NOT put the damn bracelet on. Even if I did wanna live out my Tony Stark/Ghostface 90s dreams. bruh of course it was cursed smh. Annoying ass 😂

Literally from the moment he steps on screen, he doing the absolute most misbehaving and starting stuff. It’s men with guns and you wanna slingshot pebbles like you Dennis the Menace. Smh

Is this a safe space to discuss how annoying that lil boy in the Mummy Returns movie was? Because wth was his problem?? Also, the CGI of The Rock as Scorpion Kang is funny as hell to me

I wait for the daysss

Ah sweet gentle swaaayyy

Brought your love

Right

My

Waaaaaayy

Oh, u send me swangin’

U SEND ME SWANGIN’

Guess who remembered to get lash glue!! I bought a lash cluster kit last year and used it twice, so of course the incl. glue dried tf up 😂😂. Now if I could find the motivation to do them..

Okay so I kept seeing “skeets” and like can we just call them posts?? Because I’m not mature enough for yall to be tryna re-invent that word. 😂

Legit one of the best mashups I’ve ever heard 🥶🥶

Happy Sunday errbody
It’s nice and calm over here!! Ain’t nobody arguing over cheeses or nothing!

Block list for Zeus, Natalie Nunn, TSR, VLAD, Akademics and more… bsky.app/profile/did:...

If anyone’s looking for alternatives to GoodReads, I highly recommend StoryGraph. It’s owned by a black woman, and the platform is so much more accessible and easy to use.

So an hour ago, I accidentally ate two gummies instead of one (50mg in total) and now I’m certain I can hear the color green.
It’s crisp as hell too.

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙