i don't need sex, management already fucks me everyday :(

would i get more done if i had a partner who promised sexual favors for productivity like 1 hour work = flashing me their panties, 3 tasks completed = firm handshake etc. 1 scary phone call done = piss-guzzling (either direction) that sort of thing

I'm sorry? I've NEVER typed that word????

It also just autocorrected?? To a racial slur? When writing the alt text??

I forgot I made this as a challenge after seeing something similar on github before quickly giving up with the random text. I'm still never gonna try to fix the formatting

i don't obsess about kissing enough. i could stand to go a little more insane about kissing

why do so many queer people want to come out to their bigoted parents or friends, save that energy for shit that matters man

god life is so chill when i'm not horny. i experience arousal like i would tinnitus

sorry for my uncontrolled behavior. i think my dick is ovulating

I wonder if this will work 🤔
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i only keep it real for the camera. in private i'm so fucking fake

A note for anyone I follow that I'm moving all my adult only/nsfw follows and mutuals here from my main @yourdlcmaster.bsky.social :D

Realest shit I’ll probably see all day today /silly

dropped everything i was doing to draw this