Some people are getting mad at me but I don't think that's necessary. I think we can skip that part

he probably also wants me to pay for windows

lol

I still have a hard time when people say things like "you want to be conservative with the salt, but season with the paprika liberally"

"Yes, we need your headshot to show that you're from Italy." "How the hell do I do that?" "Not sure, pin a flag on or something?" "Oh I have a much better idea."

uh yeah, us chads always follow the 3-2-1 condom rule; always have three on-hand, two in the package, one always on the dilznik. I guess an incel like you wouldn't understand

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1myb...

I think you're preaching to the choir here

stealing this

The right wings of the world serve as nurses and therapy to pathetic dudes who are still pent up violent babies in middle age

hey now, don't insult fundamentally miserable people who hate themselves and everyone else like that

"you see, our basic unit of time is the 'breath', which is roughly 12.334 of your seconds, because it's how long a breath takes."

"uh that's like 3 times as long as a breath takes?"

"yeah well it's our standard, also three of them makes one sex, guess why"

you're always better off pissing yourself, other people never do it right

amazingly, consistent physical positioning of functions and tactile feedback are less distracting than morphing changing functions you have to constantly look at and wrestle with, imagine that

It only really puts him in the same place as the rest of us

but what about something something waterbending?

you can't make me care about avatar. i'm not doing it