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I went to Bluesky because I wished to post deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not posted.
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
I'm gonna release my time log for the past couple weeks, but before I do, I need to say: if I was really jerking off all day and not looking for work surely someone would've punished me for that already so don't just go around blindly believing my own records, you gotta learn to think skeptically
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm gonna release my time log for the past couple weeks, but before I do, I need to say: if I was really jerking off all day and not looking for work surely someone would've punished me for that already so don't just go around blindly believing my own records, you gotta learn to think skeptically
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you have to admit now Jamiroquai was right, the fundamental structural unit of our new reality is indeed insanity induced by virtuality
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
you have to admit now Jamiroquai was right, the fundamental structural unit of our new reality is indeed insanity induced by virtuality
if someone asks "so what do you do for fun?" I think it's funny to say "mostly I jerk off to internet porn" because like, what are they gonna do with that? mention a big jerkoff fest a week from saturday, or invite you to their house for a masturbation party? there's nothing they can do with that
December 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
if someone asks "so what do you do for fun?" I think it's funny to say "mostly I jerk off to internet porn" because like, what are they gonna do with that? mention a big jerkoff fest a week from saturday, or invite you to their house for a masturbation party? there's nothing they can do with that
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Fascists don’t like vulnerability and earnestness, which is what theater kids have in spades. And God knows it’s a safe space for so many LGBTQ kids. It was for me.
Debate kids, on the other hand, are all about winning.
Debate kids, on the other hand, are all about winning.
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fascists don’t like vulnerability and earnestness, which is what theater kids have in spades. And God knows it’s a safe space for so many LGBTQ kids. It was for me.
Debate kids, on the other hand, are all about winning.
Debate kids, on the other hand, are all about winning.
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the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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Cereal costs $11 now.
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Cereal costs $11 now.
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Aged like shit
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Aged like shit
Pictured: the single greatest moment in TV quiz show history. That's it, pack it in, the genre is over
December 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pictured: the single greatest moment in TV quiz show history. That's it, pack it in, the genre is over
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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No one I have ever met, read about or listened to has ever increased my estimation of their intelligence by declaring themselves to be “high IQ.”
It’s like hearing someone try to tell you that they’re actually very funny. If they have to say it, then they almost certainly are not.
It’s like hearing someone try to tell you that they’re actually very funny. If they have to say it, then they almost certainly are not.
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
No one I have ever met, read about or listened to has ever increased my estimation of their intelligence by declaring themselves to be “high IQ.”
It’s like hearing someone try to tell you that they’re actually very funny. If they have to say it, then they almost certainly are not.
It’s like hearing someone try to tell you that they’re actually very funny. If they have to say it, then they almost certainly are not.
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A pure coincidence, I'm sure. 🙄 As prices continue to rise, expect articles on the "trend" of giving up food and medication.
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A pure coincidence, I'm sure. 🙄 As prices continue to rise, expect articles on the "trend" of giving up food and medication.
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
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me: i need a delicious source of potassium
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
June 11, 2023 at 8:24 PM
me: i need a delicious source of potassium
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
banana: i'm here for you
me: i am also an avid fan of slapstick comedy
banana: ok you're not gonna believe this
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
We need a version of "the grapes of wrath" where a fat but sickly developer is staring through a chain link fence at a truck dumping a giant load labeled "HEALTHCARE" into a landfill
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
We need a version of "the grapes of wrath" where a fat but sickly developer is staring through a chain link fence at a truck dumping a giant load labeled "HEALTHCARE" into a landfill
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"