Sarah/Bat 🦇
@smiesycake.bsky.social
Mom of 2 acquiring hobbies like pokemon: roller derby, crochet, photography, TBD.
My child insisted that I make a "brain and blood hat" for Halloween and now refuses to wear it. So this glorious hat will be reduced to a posted picture before collecting dust in the closet.
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My child insisted that I make a "brain and blood hat" for Halloween and now refuses to wear it. So this glorious hat will be reduced to a posted picture before collecting dust in the closet.
Being a special education instructor means being thrilled when a student has developed their fine motor skills enough to flip you off with the correct finger ❤️🖕
May 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Being a special education instructor means being thrilled when a student has developed their fine motor skills enough to flip you off with the correct finger ❤️🖕
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Obviously the bigger issue is disappearing people, I am not arguing that. But five year olds don't need to see insane fascist ads.
May 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Obviously the bigger issue is disappearing people, I am not arguing that. But five year olds don't need to see insane fascist ads.
I love how my daughter's biggest concern about @lildwu.bsky.social being out of town is that she is not going to have anyone to sass.
April 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I love how my daughter's biggest concern about @lildwu.bsky.social being out of town is that she is not going to have anyone to sass.
Nothing in my 7 years of parenting has been funnier than my daughter sobbing over a popped balloon and my son singing "I was born 7 years ago, so I know what it's like to feel pain"
March 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nothing in my 7 years of parenting has been funnier than my daughter sobbing over a popped balloon and my son singing "I was born 7 years ago, so I know what it's like to feel pain"
I absolutely love when my 5 year old son is in charge of the car playlist. He will skip however many songs needed to get the right vibe, and the vibe changes every car ride. Today he went with Girl; Beck Badfish; Sublime Joanne; Lady Gaga and My Hero; Foo Fighters.
February 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I absolutely love when my 5 year old son is in charge of the car playlist. He will skip however many songs needed to get the right vibe, and the vibe changes every car ride. Today he went with Girl; Beck Badfish; Sublime Joanne; Lady Gaga and My Hero; Foo Fighters.
I made my first attempt at sports photography this weekend and quickly realized it takes a lot more than a fancy camera and good lighting!
Roller derby just proves that any sport can be cooler if you add skates.
Roller derby just proves that any sport can be cooler if you add skates.
February 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I made my first attempt at sports photography this weekend and quickly realized it takes a lot more than a fancy camera and good lighting!
Roller derby just proves that any sport can be cooler if you add skates.
Roller derby just proves that any sport can be cooler if you add skates.
Alright, who do I need to bribe at my child's school to insure she wins the poster contest?
Additionally, my crafty perfectionist self is really being tested at the moment.
Additionally, my crafty perfectionist self is really being tested at the moment.
February 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Alright, who do I need to bribe at my child's school to insure she wins the poster contest?
Additionally, my crafty perfectionist self is really being tested at the moment.
Additionally, my crafty perfectionist self is really being tested at the moment.
I absolutely love that the water bottle my 1st grader chooses to bring to school has a roller derby and community bail fund sticker on it.
January 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I absolutely love that the water bottle my 1st grader chooses to bring to school has a roller derby and community bail fund sticker on it.
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![Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jky6uuetr73nlbaml6ytlzbi/bafkreibjh2gbp75z5bojibdoefdpfdwlclxwspai2i7qfjotajpraru3zm@jpeg)
Ugh, 30 minutes into Wild Robot, and I already know it's going to wreck me.
January 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ugh, 30 minutes into Wild Robot, and I already know it's going to wreck me.
First time on the derby track since I broke my leg 7 months ago. It felt great!
January 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
First time on the derby track since I broke my leg 7 months ago. It felt great!
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Love you all 🩵🩷🤍 #transrightsarehumanrights
January 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Love you all 🩵🩷🤍 #transrightsarehumanrights
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Hi @nytimes.com can you guess the meaning of the hand gesture I am making right now
this is the neworktimesiest headline that has ever headlined
January 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hi @nytimes.com can you guess the meaning of the hand gesture I am making right now
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I have successfully captured the yawns of 3/4 pets. All that is left is the spazzy pup.
January 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have successfully captured the yawns of 3/4 pets. All that is left is the spazzy pup.
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he hates his admirers so, so much. it is a profound grief to him that he ever has to pretend to like them
And the comedy continues bsky.app/profile/just...
If you traveled to DC to witness Trump's insuguration in person, the incoming president is now explicitly letting it known that only the rich and powerful can experience it.
January 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
he hates his admirers so, so much. it is a profound grief to him that he ever has to pretend to like them
With tiktok gone and finally removing facebook, what am I supposed to do? Parent without a phone in one hand?! 🙄
January 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
With tiktok gone and finally removing facebook, what am I supposed to do? Parent without a phone in one hand?! 🙄
Vet: Daschunds are prone to back issues, so they should avoid things like jumping on the couch.
Meanwhile...
Meanwhile...
January 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Vet: Daschunds are prone to back issues, so they should avoid things like jumping on the couch.
Meanwhile...
Meanwhile...
I present to you Noodle's first snow day:
December 1, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I present to you Noodle's first snow day: