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December 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Aaron Taylor-johnson?
I'll be sat
First poster for #28YearsLater 🧟‍♂️

Releasing in theaters June 20, 2025 🍿
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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the American Christmas song canon consists of:

- Jesus was born
- Christmas is nice
- I'm kind of sad at Christmas
- I'm kind of horny at Christmas

and then also

- This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit
November 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Finally hit level 30 in league of legends so I can play ranked and boy can I now say that this SUCKS
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Ain't no way in hell posts on here are called "skeets"
November 27, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Me right now
I've entered my Magic: The Gathering & Anime era of being a nerd. Might mess around and start playing League of Legends at this point.
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
There is no way my two packs I pulled tonight in #pokemon pocket had these back to back
November 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
First photo I took with my drone has my cat looking like she's really living her name (Lucifer)
#promosky
November 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Captain gladiator skin in #marvelrivals got me feeling some type of way (I can't wait to uninstall overwatch)
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Bluesky need a trending page I feel
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Episode 3 is the best Star wars movie
Hang on, I have an idea to test how BlueSky really compares to the other place:

"The Last Jedi is a good movie."

*ducks behind table*
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Playing twisted fate on LoL bc I'm a bisexual man #promosky
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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i just saw silver linings playbook on a list of romcoms and that is NOT a romcom, that is a movie about how being an eagles fan will make you mentally ill
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Hey Google how do I play league of legends and not get made fun of #promosky
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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The way I said "good morning!" to this card pull in the back of my Uber and accidentally restarted a conversation with the driver
November 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Throwing ass on the pedro pascal statue
The statue of Pedro Pascal as General Acacius on the set of #Gladiator2 ⚔️

📷 julianguillaumier | IG
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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I dream to be a porygon surrounded by fruits and desserts.
November 16, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Girlfriend got us burlesque Star Wars tickets I'm so up
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Help what are fun competitive mobile games that I can play on my phone out of boredom (no gacha games)
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
WE
ARE
SO
UP
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I'm really enjoying the fact that on this app I'm able to tailor my feeds to exactly what I want to see and that there isnt murder and hate speech every 3 posts you see
Shout-out bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM