Stella Mittelbach
@smittelb.bsky.social
Lately I’m like, “I think all eat handfuls of chocolate covered espresso beans until I make myself sick.”
December 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lately I’m like, “I think all eat handfuls of chocolate covered espresso beans until I make myself sick.”
Senescence sounds nicer than aging, but isn’t.
September 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Senescence sounds nicer than aging, but isn’t.
I want to see more pneumatic tubes in period movies
July 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I want to see more pneumatic tubes in period movies
People in Highland Park are just bringing their dogs along with them in indoor restaurants and clothes shopping. I guess this is the future. Cool?
July 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
People in Highland Park are just bringing their dogs along with them in indoor restaurants and clothes shopping. I guess this is the future. Cool?
New word for me: monopsony
July 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
New word for me: monopsony
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This is footage from today in MacArthur Park.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
July 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This is footage from today in MacArthur Park.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
Screaming like Zendaya when I get the timer just right for the microwave to heat my leftovers all the way through
April 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Screaming like Zendaya when I get the timer just right for the microwave to heat my leftovers all the way through
Dinnerly’s like, here’s a can of beans and some tortillas, go to town
March 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dinnerly’s like, here’s a can of beans and some tortillas, go to town
I’m now deeply disappointed every time a baby carriage does not contain a French bulldog and her little Chihuahua friend
January 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m now deeply disappointed every time a baby carriage does not contain a French bulldog and her little Chihuahua friend
Wear sunscreen on your earlobes
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wear sunscreen on your earlobes
Trump blamed the airplane crash on dwarfism
January 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Trump blamed the airplane crash on dwarfism
What words are we using for our post-hypnotic suggestions these days?
January 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What words are we using for our post-hypnotic suggestions these days?
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The point of Pete Hegseth is the point of Donald Trump and JD Vance, and it’s why they are all so popular with tens of millions of American white supremacists. All of the deliver the message: the very worst of us are better than the very best of you.
January 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The point of Pete Hegseth is the point of Donald Trump and JD Vance, and it’s why they are all so popular with tens of millions of American white supremacists. All of the deliver the message: the very worst of us are better than the very best of you.
RFK Jr.? JFC Jr
December 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
RFK Jr.? JFC Jr
I keep encountering slow-ass Waymos, sitting in lanes and in the middle of intersections. But folks, don’t bother honking! They cannot hear you!
December 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I keep encountering slow-ass Waymos, sitting in lanes and in the middle of intersections. But folks, don’t bother honking! They cannot hear you!
I have a high school friend on Facebook who still refers to Bill Clinton as “Slick Willie” in 2024.
November 14, 2024 at 4:41 AM
I have a high school friend on Facebook who still refers to Bill Clinton as “Slick Willie” in 2024.
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the arc of the moral universe could be a bit shorter imo
November 6, 2024 at 7:59 PM
the arc of the moral universe could be a bit shorter imo
My daughter says the failure of the DJ to play Chappell Roan at her school’s HoCo dance is a Hate Crime.
September 22, 2024 at 6:09 AM
My daughter says the failure of the DJ to play Chappell Roan at her school’s HoCo dance is a Hate Crime.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #628,919!
September 20, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #628,919!
It’s pretty neat how these younger generations of women coming up refuse to be treated like shit
September 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
It’s pretty neat how these younger generations of women coming up refuse to be treated like shit
I love this Norwegian umbrella patent illustration. Reminds me of Flying Robert from Der Struwwelpeter. worldwide.espacenet.com/patent/searc...
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August 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I love this Norwegian umbrella patent illustration. Reminds me of Flying Robert from Der Struwwelpeter. worldwide.espacenet.com/patent/searc...
There’s too much “engagement” over on Threads. Ick.
August 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM
There’s too much “engagement” over on Threads. Ick.
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Wow I can't believe how old the GOP's presidential candidate is.
July 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Wow I can't believe how old the GOP's presidential candidate is.
If Hamas had asked me, I could have told ‘em. Don’t mess with Israel, didn’t you see that movie Munich???
May 14, 2024 at 11:25 AM
If Hamas had asked me, I could have told ‘em. Don’t mess with Israel, didn’t you see that movie Munich???