Smart Mouthed Wench in the Corner
@smrtmouthdwench.bsky.social
Knitter, non trad college student, fountain pen user, scribbler of stories, witch, bitch, easily amused with shiny things, caffeine imbiber, foul language affiacondo. Possibly part corvidae. She/they. LSG. TERFS, racists, & bigots can leave
Taking a break from the never ending Lenny Kravitz long cowl to bang out a wee little newborn vertebrae for a co worker's first grandbaby
July 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Taking a break from the never ending Lenny Kravitz long cowl to bang out a wee little newborn vertebrae for a co worker's first grandbaby
Still slogging away at this thing. By the time I'm done, I swear it will be a Lenny Kravitz length. It's already taller than I am, & I have about two or three feet more.
June 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Still slogging away at this thing. By the time I'm done, I swear it will be a Lenny Kravitz length. It's already taller than I am, & I have about two or three feet more.
"How was work?"
"Oh.. between 1.5 inches and two inches in seven and a half hours."
"Oh.. between 1.5 inches and two inches in seven and a half hours."
June 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"How was work?"
"Oh.. between 1.5 inches and two inches in seven and a half hours."
"Oh.. between 1.5 inches and two inches in seven and a half hours."
#wipwednesday
I have one. Fucking. Row left of this gray block. Of course I have to break open a new skein of gray. Because Reasons. And in less than an hour my WIP will be my final.
#knitsky #knitting
I have one. Fucking. Row left of this gray block. Of course I have to break open a new skein of gray. Because Reasons. And in less than an hour my WIP will be my final.
#knitsky #knitting
May 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
#wipwednesday
I have one. Fucking. Row left of this gray block. Of course I have to break open a new skein of gray. Because Reasons. And in less than an hour my WIP will be my final.
#knitsky #knitting
I have one. Fucking. Row left of this gray block. Of course I have to break open a new skein of gray. Because Reasons. And in less than an hour my WIP will be my final.
#knitsky #knitting
In 15 days, I finished the bubble gum pink and a gray block, and started a totally new color: lilac purple. Each section is about 6in/15.25cm.
April 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
In 15 days, I finished the bubble gum pink and a gray block, and started a totally new color: lilac purple. Each section is about 6in/15.25cm.
The problem with this project is that it never looks like it's grown. I've gotten an inch at least done today so far.
March 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The problem with this project is that it never looks like it's grown. I've gotten an inch at least done today so far.
Dieter Inigo von Kartoffelsalat XIII decided yesterday that my new wallet needed some.... character. Or chewed on.
March 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dieter Inigo von Kartoffelsalat XIII decided yesterday that my new wallet needed some.... character. Or chewed on.
I don't know.....I don't think this is enough flags. And I'm about eight weeks, I get to remove them all. Whee.
March 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I don't know.....I don't think this is enough flags. And I'm about eight weeks, I get to remove them all. Whee.
Dieter Inigo von Kartoffelsalat XIII,my little voidling figured out the TOUCH THA FISHY game yesterday. It kept him from playing with the interchangeable knitting needle set & the power brick.
March 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Dieter Inigo von Kartoffelsalat XIII,my little voidling figured out the TOUCH THA FISHY game yesterday. It kept him from playing with the interchangeable knitting needle set & the power brick.
I need to remember #wipwednesday. But! I knit a good 5.5 inches/14cm this week. That is also Very Pink yarn for this next section. I'm also kinda tired of figuring out what to call each shade.
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I need to remember #wipwednesday. But! I knit a good 5.5 inches/14cm this week. That is also Very Pink yarn for this next section. I'm also kinda tired of figuring out what to call each shade.
I need that gif from A CHRISTMAS STORY. Forever, indeed
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I need that gif from A CHRISTMAS STORY. Forever, indeed
"Hope is Not a Bird, Emily, It's a Sewer Rat" by Caitin Seida
#fountainpens
#fountainpens
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Hope is Not a Bird, Emily, It's a Sewer Rat" by Caitin Seida
#fountainpens
#fountainpens
A late day entry for #WIPWednesday, but I connected the third of ten colors to my Poly chevron Cowl. #knit #craftsky, #skykal
February 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A late day entry for #WIPWednesday, but I connected the third of ten colors to my Poly chevron Cowl. #knit #craftsky, #skykal
Günther Fezzik of Perpetual Consternation and his one lonely braincell
February 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Günther Fezzik of Perpetual Consternation and his one lonely braincell
February 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He's comfy. Or was.
February 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
He's comfy. Or was.
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
WHY IS THERE A MATH WORD PROBLEM IN MY KNITTING???? If 1 mini skein of 90 yards gives me 6 inches of knitting, how long will this fucking cowl be????
January 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
WHY IS THERE A MATH WORD PROBLEM IN MY KNITTING???? If 1 mini skein of 90 yards gives me 6 inches of knitting, how long will this fucking cowl be????
1300 yards/1188 meters of lace weight yarn in that dusty blue. (The third one is fingering like the dark blue). I'm half tempted to do a Lucy Hague Celtic knot pattern.
January 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
1300 yards/1188 meters of lace weight yarn in that dusty blue. (The third one is fingering like the dark blue). I'm half tempted to do a Lucy Hague Celtic knot pattern.
We got our black cat neutered today. He's is beyond twitchy right now with everything full of spoops. Except the gushy foods
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
We got our black cat neutered today. He's is beyond twitchy right now with everything full of spoops. Except the gushy foods
That's a good thing ? about being non trad. I can buy myself nice paper if I want.
January 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
That's a good thing ? about being non trad. I can buy myself nice paper if I want.
I have a random stitch marker that travels up the rows, marking the pattern row so I can track of what row I need to do.l
January 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I have a random stitch marker that travels up the rows, marking the pattern row so I can track of what row I need to do.l
This is the pattern. And yesterday someone thought the centered decrease was cabling. I took it as a compliment
January 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is the pattern. And yesterday someone thought the centered decrease was cabling. I took it as a compliment