Did I mention the fact that if I have a video resume, I really should seek out a professional to help me? Which ignores the fact that most people looking for a job are broke or next to broke.

Aaaand now the textbook is telling me that my online e portfolio and/or Farcebook needs an 'about me' section that reads like a recipe website.

Wait. What. The. Actual. Fuck? A resignation letter should "offer to help the company prepare for your absence. You could train your replacement or complete work projects in advance."

I'm going to get through this class by writing out a list of grievances. I have 13 already. I want to know HOW this is a 400 level class! Because my 200 level early Brit lit was tougher. At least it should be an easy pass

Sweet babby jeebus on a cracker. Now this textbook is telling me that if I send an unsolicited letter telling a business to hire me because of my awesome skills, even when they aren't hiring, they may just possibly create a position just for me. Has that happened to anyone NOT related to a boss?

This....this not a class on technical and business writing.

This class has shrunk my bitch pants to the point where they're cutting off circulation. Between the professor who can't be heard on the videos, to the transcript that's a NINE PAGE run-on sentence, and the shitty PowerPoints (don't make your font pink on white backgrounds)

It's gonna be a LONG 5 weeks

So. This textbook I'm reading for my 400 level college English class....was written for high school seniors. And just told me what a reverse chronological order is.

You can't pay me enough to fucking care about ANY job outside of my work hours. Why? Name one employer who gives a single solitary fuck about something that's not the profit margin. I'll wait.

Nope. It going to be several more blocks of gray in this cowl

But I do have the second Woodie Guthrie album from the Dropkick Murphy's -- OKEMAH RISING -- in my ears