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just a normal anarchist
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Yeah yeah ai is interesting or whatever but here’s something AI can’t do - drugs
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i’m pretty sure i has twitter beef with someone named shanley and someone named chief lauren elk in like 2015. does anyone remember why?
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
my electronic health records software offered to show me my 2025 wrapped and i put a hole through my laptop
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
help! i need to write about the person my client had an affair with and i have no idea how to refer to her. mistress?? obviously no. the “other woman” also feels outdated and anti-feminist. sound off in the comments plz🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
hey bud, could it be possible that your habit of calling your wife “spouse” could tell you something about the state of your marriage?
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
this is undeniably true and a good reminder for the poasting as praxis gang. as far as cultural relevance goes we’ve been huffing on forum nostalgia for a very long time
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
still feels weird when clients heart react my messages
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
my washingtonian driver didn’t think my go go joke was funny 😢
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
nothing like a team of contractors gutting my kitchen at 8 am to really drive home the fact that i have a fake email job
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
just got my first record in the mail today. very excited about entering my stereophonic era
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my favorite part of pump up the jam is when the singer says “pump up the jam”
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i should’ve worn a hat today
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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CNN did not include this fact in their story about AT&T ending diversity initiatives, but they should have. we should have to reckon with the fact that AT&T has chosen to do today what a neo-nazi organization tried to force them to do 40 years ago. the nazis don't even have to ask anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
next person who talks to me about self care is getting punched
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
marxist leninists who are between parties are the only ones i can really get along with
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
it won’t be too long before i can walk up my stairs without my boot or crutches and, when i do, it’s all over for you bitches
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i got my friend a book for christmas. i love it but haven’t read it since i was 19. i was thinking that it might be fun to offer to do a little 2 person book club. pretty sure he’ll love the book but no idea about the book club idea. think i should i at least put the offer out there?
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
im getting increasingly excited about this but i’m also overwhelmed by all the options. i don’t want to spend more than $400 to $500 all together for a full set up. any vinyl heads out there have suggestions about what’s vital and what i can do without?
me too 😢 i think actually getting into vinyl would fix me though
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i have a lot of terraforming i need to do today ugh
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i’m not exactly sure what giving tuesday is but every day is a good day to give money to abortion funds! and if you’re inclined maybe give to one that’s near and dear to me

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Donate - Abortion Fund of Maryland
Excerpt for the Donate page Your donation helps cover abortion costs, travel, and lodging for people in Maryland and beyond. Give today to expand access and remove barriers to care.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
feeling colicky this evening
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM