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riley snailcat! 🐌
@snailcat69.bsky.social
21 he/him + ey/em/eir + meow
everyones favorite lesbianest tboy polyfailure
I LOVE BEING ALIVE!!!!!!
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i may occasionally repost freaky stuff of the silly nature !! would prefer if minors stayed out ^^
MAGFEST IS TOMORROW
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Toolump's complete evolution, which diverges depending on what degree of sophistication your fighting style is.

#cowtools #farside #pokemon
January 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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This is a lie and should not be spread.

Renee Good has a wife, who was, horrifically, in the car with her when she was executed by the government.

It is flatly untrue to assert that child has no one else in his life.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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magfest is short for Magnificent Festivities
January 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Yeah, Carlton Banks. That’s B E A E N K E S, no E. HEHEHHEH hee. Hee. hee.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I've never eaten at either, is this accurate?
December 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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"joy is an act of resistance" is not praxis and while im a firm believer that art is good for the soul even during hard times, you have got to be fucking real for a second and realize that drawing pictures is not gonna help someone who is being bombed by the US government
January 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Nice argument, too bad I've already depicted myself as the jubilant Bernie Sanders and you as the dour Eric Adams
Obsessed with this juxtaposition
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i got “smol” im killing myself
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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me: wow, truly nothing actually matters. why bother?

japanese bunny account: mimi-chan is very fat and slept all day. let's do our best, mikata!

me, tearing up: let's do our best, mimi-chan.
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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🦝🥂🎉
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
every end of the year for the last 3 years i see people posting art summaries and it just reminds me i cant make one because ive spent so much time in college writing about how oppressed queer people are that i havent had time or energy to create art at least once a month😭😭😭
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Elves aren’t inherently conservative and big boobs aren’t inherently conservative but there is something a little conservative about the recent uptick in elves with giant fuckin boobs all the time. Do you understand. Also I’ll take a pepperoni hot n ready and buffalo ranch thanks
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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SIGN OUR BOYCOTT XBOX PLEDGE: We are asking gamers, game workers, streamers & journalists to join us in boycotting & divesting from Xbox, to force Microsoft to end its complicity in the genocide of Palestinians.

We’ve provided concrete actions everyone can take. Sign here: nogamesforgenocide.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Lot of people talking about the big twitter exodus and how the big "fuck art" button is the final straw, but I'll be real nothing will hit that site as hard as when Simpsons Hints stopped posting
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Diane, in my left hand I am holding the number six and in my right hand I am holding the number seven. Weighing the options, Diane, I am currently unable to tell which of these numbers is heavier.
December 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM