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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
in the song "I'm Giving Santa a Pikachu for Christmas" professor oak sings "he'll find it rather shocking" and then ash laughs. they're both used to being shocked by pikachu. but santa isn't from their world. he can't just tank a thunderbolt like it's nothing. he's gonna die.
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
muppet christmas carol is so awesome
December 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
muppet christmas carol is so awesome
equal eyes equalize equine lies
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
equal eyes equalize equine lies
unfortunately anything that watanare does that's actually good will be overshadowed by people loving to ooc post the sa scene and going "yuri 😍😍😍😍😍😍"
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
unfortunately anything that watanare does that's actually good will be overshadowed by people loving to ooc post the sa scene and going "yuri 😍😍😍😍😍😍"
I got a random package addressed to me that I can't figure out the origin of
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I got a random package addressed to me that I can't figure out the origin of
beabato movie date watching knives out
December 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
beabato movie date watching knives out
turns out being outside all day every day for a month when it's really really cold out can make you sick
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
turns out being outside all day every day for a month when it's really really cold out can make you sick
my reckless disregard for my own well being is cute and charming
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
my reckless disregard for my own well being is cute and charming
think about a lemon but I'm on a lime
December 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
think about a lemon but I'm on a lime
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developing the skill set that lets me apply to work in antarctica cause I feel like I should
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
developing the skill set that lets me apply to work in antarctica cause I feel like I should
at work straight up slacking it. and by it haha well. lets justr say.
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December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
at work straight up slacking it. and by it haha well. lets justr say.
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been working outside this week and it's been below freezing the whole time. it was like 15 degrees for half the day yesterday
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
been working outside this week and it's been below freezing the whole time. it was like 15 degrees for half the day yesterday
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They're called princess points!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They're called princess points!!!
backed a kickstarter but forgot to fill out the survey cause I missed it and now that it's given out the rewards I checked and don't have it bc I didn't fill that out lmao oops. I filled it out a few days ago and need to check again...
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
backed a kickstarter but forgot to fill out the survey cause I missed it and now that it's given out the rewards I checked and don't have it bc I didn't fill that out lmao oops. I filled it out a few days ago and need to check again...
I miss having fun I wanna do something fun
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I miss having fun I wanna do something fun
if you take the bl out of gambling you get gaming............ makes you think
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if you take the bl out of gambling you get gaming............ makes you think