Ms. Legalese
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Twins mom. Dog mom. Cat mom. Lawyer. Fan of Detroit, the 14th Amendment & science. Surviving America's currently fascist government one bottle of Pepto Bismol at a time.
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Ms. Legalese
@snarkycounsel.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Living in the USA right now is like riding the Zipper ride nonstop because the ride attendant has left the scene.
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Words DO MATTER.
This is deeply moving.
This is deeply moving.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Words DO MATTER.
This is deeply moving.
This is deeply moving.
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Briefly it seemed like Mont Blanc was going to enforce boundaries, but then he just flopped over.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Briefly it seemed like Mont Blanc was going to enforce boundaries, but then he just flopped over.
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Caught him red handed sleeping on the job, and all HR had to say was "awww." 😤
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Caught him red handed sleeping on the job, and all HR had to say was "awww." 😤
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
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Nightmare before Christmas ☠️ 🌲
Happy holidays, everyone.
Happy holidays, everyone.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Nightmare before Christmas ☠️ 🌲
Happy holidays, everyone.
Happy holidays, everyone.
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To sum it up.
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
To sum it up.
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
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Fortune Teller: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday." Trump: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo?
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Fortune Teller: "You will die on a major Mexican holiday." Trump: "Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo?
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
Fortune Teller: "It doesn't matter because any day you die will be a major Mexican holiday."
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A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE.
ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
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11695 I’m talking to you! We’ve received over 50K resumes, from every single zip code in NYC… except for one.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
11695 I’m talking to you! We’ve received over 50K resumes, from every single zip code in NYC… except for one.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
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Caption: “Commander’s and Lion’s fans come together in moment of solidarity!”
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Caption: “Commander’s and Lion’s fans come together in moment of solidarity!”
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chuck schumer would be the stupid guy in zombie movies that gets bitten and tries to hide it from the rest of the group.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
chuck schumer would be the stupid guy in zombie movies that gets bitten and tries to hide it from the rest of the group.
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"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."
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On this day 225 years ago, John Adams moved into the still-not-quite-complete White House, becoming the first president to occupy it. His blessing was carved into the State Dining Room mantel in 1945: "May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
On this day 225 years ago, John Adams moved into the still-not-quite-complete White House, becoming the first president to occupy it. His blessing was carved into the State Dining Room mantel in 1945: "May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof.”
If you are a 1) Republican and 2) you don't care that children will go hungry without their SNAP benefits, then 3) you are NOT pro-life. You are pro-keeping women and children in poverty.
Stop lying to yourself about who you really are.
Stop lying to yourself about who you really are.
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
If you are a 1) Republican and 2) you don't care that children will go hungry without their SNAP benefits, then 3) you are NOT pro-life. You are pro-keeping women and children in poverty.
Stop lying to yourself about who you really are.
Stop lying to yourself about who you really are.
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ICE Raid in Idaho:
ICE agents allegedly pointed guns at three U.S. citizen children and brutally beat their mother.
ICE agents allegedly pointed guns at three U.S. citizen children and brutally beat their mother.
October 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
ICE Raid in Idaho:
ICE agents allegedly pointed guns at three U.S. citizen children and brutally beat their mother.
ICE agents allegedly pointed guns at three U.S. citizen children and brutally beat their mother.
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This is a take-one-for-the-team moment.
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is a take-one-for-the-team moment.
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
Our country is dying, and Jack Smith knows it.
He’s asking to testify publicly, so you know he’s got receipts.
Doing this paints an even larger target on his back, and he's saying, "Fuck it."
Go Jack!
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This is such a great callout…
Does your Christian church have a plan to help the community when SNAP benefits don’t go out in November?
If not, you’re at the wrong church.
Does your Christian church have a plan to help the community when SNAP benefits don’t go out in November?
If not, you’re at the wrong church.
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is such a great callout…
Does your Christian church have a plan to help the community when SNAP benefits don’t go out in November?
If not, you’re at the wrong church.
Does your Christian church have a plan to help the community when SNAP benefits don’t go out in November?
If not, you’re at the wrong church.
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Glad ICE is getting called out for plate swapping in Illinois, but this has been happening in California from the jump.
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Glad ICE is getting called out for plate swapping in Illinois, but this has been happening in California from the jump.
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SNAP benefits are about to lapse for 42 million people, because nothing says “save the children” like starving them.
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
SNAP benefits are about to lapse for 42 million people, because nothing says “save the children” like starving them.