Jade 🦦
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the world sucks, but my little cat is cute
September 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the world sucks, but my little cat is cute
I can’t believe out of everyone in the world, it’s my mum and dad who are the most excited about the wedding stuff that we’re crafting 🥹
Like.. their reactions compared to everyone else’s is just… needed.
Like.. their reactions compared to everyone else’s is just… needed.
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I can’t believe out of everyone in the world, it’s my mum and dad who are the most excited about the wedding stuff that we’re crafting 🥹
Like.. their reactions compared to everyone else’s is just… needed.
Like.. their reactions compared to everyone else’s is just… needed.
Baffles me that people will willingly sleep with the likes of Elon Musk and Donald trump, and have their babies.
a man in a blue striped shirt stands in a hallway
ALT: a man in a blue striped shirt stands in a hallway
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February 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Baffles me that people will willingly sleep with the likes of Elon Musk and Donald trump, and have their babies.
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Have you ever heard of a limnic eruption? Probably not, since only a few have occurred in recorded history. Here is a thread on one of the wildest natural disasters that almost never happen, and the “invisible tsunami” that claimed over 1,700 lives in the middle of the night, without a sound. 1/10🧵
February 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Have you ever heard of a limnic eruption? Probably not, since only a few have occurred in recorded history. Here is a thread on one of the wildest natural disasters that almost never happen, and the “invisible tsunami” that claimed over 1,700 lives in the middle of the night, without a sound. 1/10🧵
Being an adult sucks and it’s so bloody expensive.
prince is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and a necklace around his neck .
ALT: prince is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and a necklace around his neck .
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February 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Being an adult sucks and it’s so bloody expensive.
If we’re not meant to pet the danger kitty then why does it look so pettible???
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If we’re not meant to pet the danger kitty then why does it look so pettible???
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Wow, wow, wow. What a sunset just now on the Isle of Harris. Lenticular clouds glowing pink over the Harris hills!
February 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wow, wow, wow. What a sunset just now on the Isle of Harris. Lenticular clouds glowing pink over the Harris hills!
Found my wedding dress yesterday and I am OBSESSED.
Also can’t believe my mum and dad paid for it 😭 feel absolutely blessed.
Also can’t believe my mum and dad paid for it 😭 feel absolutely blessed.
January 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Found my wedding dress yesterday and I am OBSESSED.
Also can’t believe my mum and dad paid for it 😭 feel absolutely blessed.
Also can’t believe my mum and dad paid for it 😭 feel absolutely blessed.
Can’t stop looking at the wedding ring we’ve ordered for me.
I just hope it’s as pretty as my engagement ring 🥹🥹
I just hope it’s as pretty as my engagement ring 🥹🥹
January 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Can’t stop looking at the wedding ring we’ve ordered for me.
I just hope it’s as pretty as my engagement ring 🥹🥹
I just hope it’s as pretty as my engagement ring 🥹🥹
Really sad that I never won the lottery over Christmas and now I have to go back to work in the morning. (I don’t even play the lottery 😭)
January 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Really sad that I never won the lottery over Christmas and now I have to go back to work in the morning. (I don’t even play the lottery 😭)
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adulthood is just realizing you have to choose your hard
exercising is hard
being in poor health is hard
saving money is hard
not being able to pay for emergencies is hard
dating is hard
loneliness is hard
working towards a dream is hard
never achieving that dream is hard
exercising is hard
being in poor health is hard
saving money is hard
not being able to pay for emergencies is hard
dating is hard
loneliness is hard
working towards a dream is hard
never achieving that dream is hard
January 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
adulthood is just realizing you have to choose your hard
exercising is hard
being in poor health is hard
saving money is hard
not being able to pay for emergencies is hard
dating is hard
loneliness is hard
working towards a dream is hard
never achieving that dream is hard
exercising is hard
being in poor health is hard
saving money is hard
not being able to pay for emergencies is hard
dating is hard
loneliness is hard
working towards a dream is hard
never achieving that dream is hard
Have some little bunny prints in the snow 🥹🥹
January 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Have some little bunny prints in the snow 🥹🥹
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I’ve never had to walk to my demise while on death row but I have come back to work after two weeks off.
January 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I’ve never had to walk to my demise while on death row but I have come back to work after two weeks off.
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I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.
December 23, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I hate when people ask me “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.
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I’m about to have a few days off, and, as usual, I caught myself thinking of how to “maximize” my relaxation so I don’t feel like I wasted the whole time doing the wrong kind of nothing.
December 21, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I’m about to have a few days off, and, as usual, I caught myself thinking of how to “maximize” my relaxation so I don’t feel like I wasted the whole time doing the wrong kind of nothing.
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Really can't recommend looking at the stars thinking about nothing for hours enough
December 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Really can't recommend looking at the stars thinking about nothing for hours enough
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A few visitors to the balcony. :)
December 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
A few visitors to the balcony. :)
One more day and then 16 days off!!
a woman in a santa suit is riding an elliptical machine
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December 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM
One more day and then 16 days off!!
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Beautiful Starry Night with our Milky Way 💫💫💫
December 18, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Beautiful Starry Night with our Milky Way 💫💫💫
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When someone says Pacific instead of specific
December 16, 2024 at 11:05 AM
When someone says Pacific instead of specific
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Red Sprites and Andromeda over Missouri lining up perfectly with a lone tree.
Chaos in our atmosphere paired with cosmic chaos.
Nature is awesome.
Single image
Chaos in our atmosphere paired with cosmic chaos.
Nature is awesome.
Single image
December 15, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Red Sprites and Andromeda over Missouri lining up perfectly with a lone tree.
Chaos in our atmosphere paired with cosmic chaos.
Nature is awesome.
Single image
Chaos in our atmosphere paired with cosmic chaos.
Nature is awesome.
Single image