snoodmonger
@snoodmonger.bsky.social
dad, TV writer, ready to have a serious conversation about wizards
Holy shit the Bears are going to lose this game.
November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Holy shit the Bears are going to lose this game.
What do you call imposter syndrome when it’s totally valid and justified?
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What do you call imposter syndrome when it’s totally valid and justified?
My mom’s genes almost guarantee I’ll have dementia in my twilight years.
But my dad’s genes almost guarantee my heart will explode before that ever happens.
But my dad’s genes almost guarantee my heart will explode before that ever happens.
July 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My mom’s genes almost guarantee I’ll have dementia in my twilight years.
But my dad’s genes almost guarantee my heart will explode before that ever happens.
But my dad’s genes almost guarantee my heart will explode before that ever happens.
Lighting a night time scene in film/tv seems to be a lost art. Opening 15 mins of the live-action “How to Train Your Dragon” were borderline indiscernible.
June 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lighting a night time scene in film/tv seems to be a lost art. Opening 15 mins of the live-action “How to Train Your Dragon” were borderline indiscernible.
Lmao they are just comically ghoulish at this point
Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night.
When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠
When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠
May 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Lmao they are just comically ghoulish at this point
Excuse me, Flight Attendant, which WiFi network should I be using?
May 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Excuse me, Flight Attendant, which WiFi network should I be using?
i've found it, the world's most depressing phrase
May 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i've found it, the world's most depressing phrase
Episode 8 of Andor hit a little too close.
May 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Episode 8 of Andor hit a little too close.
One of my favorite new-to-me authors!
So - giveaway time! Book 3 in LANDS OF THE FIRSTBORN is out May 27th, but comment and repost here for a chance to win a free signed copy that might arrive on your doorstep marginally before then, international postage being what it is.
Closing date of “just before I pop up the post office on Tue”
Closing date of “just before I pop up the post office on Tue”
May 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
One of my favorite new-to-me authors!
If Trump could wave a wand and cut Bezos’s wealth in half (he can’t), Bezos would still have 100 billion dollars. What is he so scared of?
April 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If Trump could wave a wand and cut Bezos’s wealth in half (he can’t), Bezos would still have 100 billion dollars. What is he so scared of?
Being radicalized in my group chat into believing Gollum murdered Frodo’s parents while looking for “Bagginses” and his stolen ring.
April 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Being radicalized in my group chat into believing Gollum murdered Frodo’s parents while looking for “Bagginses” and his stolen ring.
Remember when MAGA pretended to be upset about Biden’s disaster response during the election?
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apple.news/AFYRt2tsuQA6...
Tornado victims blocked from federal recovery aid after Trump denied request — CNN
Trump’s disaster denial follows his executive order seeking to shift the burden of response and recovery from the federal government onto states.
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April 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Remember when MAGA pretended to be upset about Biden’s disaster response during the election?
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apple.news/AFYRt2tsuQA6...
My wife made the critical mistake of saying “that guy looks kinda like you” and the guy was not top 1% handsome.
People, never say that unless it’s unquestionably a compliment.
People, never say that unless it’s unquestionably a compliment.
April 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My wife made the critical mistake of saying “that guy looks kinda like you” and the guy was not top 1% handsome.
People, never say that unless it’s unquestionably a compliment.
People, never say that unless it’s unquestionably a compliment.
Which evil corporation should I boycott, thus diverting my dollars to a different evil corporation because literally everything is owned by 3 horrible conglomerates?
April 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Which evil corporation should I boycott, thus diverting my dollars to a different evil corporation because literally everything is owned by 3 horrible conglomerates?
Got my sister into the Realm of the Elderlings series by the GOAT @robinhobb.bsky.social. Sis is not a fantasy reader but predictably loves them anyway. Jealous I can’t re-experience those books for the first time.
March 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Got my sister into the Realm of the Elderlings series by the GOAT @robinhobb.bsky.social. Sis is not a fantasy reader but predictably loves them anyway. Jealous I can’t re-experience those books for the first time.
Love finding great, new-to-me authors. @hanfrankan.bsky.social (Fallen Gods books) and @buehlmeister.bsky.social (The Blacktounge Thief) were incredible reads. Eagerly awaiting more from @mytholder.bsky.social and @rjbarker.bsky.social.
March 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Love finding great, new-to-me authors. @hanfrankan.bsky.social (Fallen Gods books) and @buehlmeister.bsky.social (The Blacktounge Thief) were incredible reads. Eagerly awaiting more from @mytholder.bsky.social and @rjbarker.bsky.social.
I’m on that natural Ozempic: norovirus.
March 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m on that natural Ozempic: norovirus.
Any time someone hands me a baby, I like to hold it aloft and gravely intone, “The scion of a once great house.”
March 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Any time someone hands me a baby, I like to hold it aloft and gravely intone, “The scion of a once great house.”
Me: “Donald Ducking” it on an operating table, getting a vasectomy.
doctor: “So you watching Suits LA?”
doctor: “So you watching Suits LA?”
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me: “Donald Ducking” it on an operating table, getting a vasectomy.
doctor: “So you watching Suits LA?”
doctor: “So you watching Suits LA?”
Really enjoying “Godkiller” by @hanfrankan.bsky.social Well-written and incredibly inventive.
February 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Really enjoying “Godkiller” by @hanfrankan.bsky.social Well-written and incredibly inventive.
I can’t emphasize enough how mediocre this KU basketball team is.
February 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I can’t emphasize enough how mediocre this KU basketball team is.
lol this basketball team has zero chance of doing anything in March
February 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
lol this basketball team has zero chance of doing anything in March
Of course the asshole kid in Goosebumps is a Mets fan.
January 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Of course the asshole kid in Goosebumps is a Mets fan.