jen
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iif your restaurant or cafe or whatever has these pathetic shits ---- "fuck yall"
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
iif your restaurant or cafe or whatever has these pathetic shits ---- "fuck yall"
Croissants are a top 5 most embarrassing food to eat in public
March 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Croissants are a top 5 most embarrassing food to eat in public
Needed to post again to move that jump scare further down the page.
March 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Needed to post again to move that jump scare further down the page.
Proof of “life” (I’ve barely left my desk today)
March 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Proof of “life” (I’ve barely left my desk today)
I know a cup of white wine with 2 ice cubes hates to see me coming 😎
February 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I know a cup of white wine with 2 ice cubes hates to see me coming 😎
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first they take dollar dog nights away from us and now this. 😒
R.I.P. POOP
2022-2024
2022-2024
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
first they take dollar dog nights away from us and now this. 😒
Hell yeah
Do millennials know how good The Muffs were
February 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hell yeah
I laughed along with them so they probably realized I’m a cool old.
Had a close call with some teenagers today (they almost made fun of me)
February 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I laughed along with them so they probably realized I’m a cool old.
Had a close call with some teenagers today (they almost made fun of me)
February 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Had a close call with some teenagers today (they almost made fun of me)
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If I was on The Substance, me and my other would love and take care of eachother, leave fun little gifts, and keep a journal together. But, that’s just us.
February 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If I was on The Substance, me and my other would love and take care of eachother, leave fun little gifts, and keep a journal together. But, that’s just us.
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Kokomo is the most "55-year-old-trying-to-hit-on-the-25-year-old-office-manager" coded song of all time
January 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Kokomo is the most "55-year-old-trying-to-hit-on-the-25-year-old-office-manager" coded song of all time
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Do Tesla make mattresses? Cause I'd like to die in my sleep.
January 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Do Tesla make mattresses? Cause I'd like to die in my sleep.
I just blew up two of their bathrooms because of IBS things.
Jah bless my girlfriend for putting up with my obnoxious Irish catholic family.
December 26, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I just blew up two of their bathrooms because of IBS things.
Still feel like the same bitch I was in middle school most of the time (derogatory)
December 23, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Still feel like the same bitch I was in middle school most of the time (derogatory)
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i can’t just flash someone nip anymore it’s gotta be a whole production with scaffolding and puppeteers and pulleys now
December 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
i can’t just flash someone nip anymore it’s gotta be a whole production with scaffolding and puppeteers and pulleys now
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Is bob zombie on here yet
December 8, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Is bob zombie on here yet
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Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
This is the life I’ve chosen.
If you’re not yelling “TITTYMEAT!!” every time you see your partner’s boobs… I don’t even know man…
November 25, 2024 at 3:22 PM
This is the life I’ve chosen.
This was truly the most offensive thing I’ve ever witnessed.
I have never witnessed my girlfriend absolutely recoil in disgust until she heard me say “antipasto” in a thick Philadelphia accent.
November 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
This was truly the most offensive thing I’ve ever witnessed.
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if you ever worked at a startup that had a lot of nerf guns around i think people should gather around and listen when you talk
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
if you ever worked at a startup that had a lot of nerf guns around i think people should gather around and listen when you talk
Finally some rain in Philly. But I’ll be up all night wondering what that DRIPPING noise is and how much it’ll cost to fix.
November 21, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Finally some rain in Philly. But I’ll be up all night wondering what that DRIPPING noise is and how much it’ll cost to fix.
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Saw a fb memory from 15 years ago where I had a meltdown bc someone said I was average looking. Proud to say I haven’t grown as a person at all and this would STILL send me into a spiral.
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Saw a fb memory from 15 years ago where I had a meltdown bc someone said I was average looking. Proud to say I haven’t grown as a person at all and this would STILL send me into a spiral.
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I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨
November 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨