I have not had a cup-a-soup in 20 years on account of them being very shit but this has piqued my curiosity

clear self-justifying piffle written by someone who recently suffered humiliation after not knowing about the horse

I won’t say it because of the religious - superstitious nature of it.

Occasionally I come across somebody that thinks it’s rude I don’t bless a sneeze.

I think it’s rude they don’t fuck off.

bingo

Don’t understand the negative comments here. Aside from the undoubted bureaucratic and logistical hurdles I’m struggling to see any issue with this.

Before anyone asks - how do I know I was there first?

Because the guy who came & stood behind me had overpowering repugnant halitosis that I started smelling as soon as he got there, even before he started moaning, and stopped smelling the second he went and stood somewhere else.

I did this last week at a gig, I stood directly behind another tall guy and moved a couple of inches to one side so I could just see the singer.

A guy came and stood behind me and still moaned about tall people even though I was there before he was.

Yes. Bubble & squeak being the other option.

Not hash browns. Damn those delicious golden crunchy interlopers.

I started writing this sentence in the past.