jessebob
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Between Radiohead and Mumford and Sons, which band do you think is more likely to perform at Bohemian Grove?
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Between Radiohead and Mumford and Sons, which band do you think is more likely to perform at Bohemian Grove?
I've always wondered if the Lennon kids had to bring a letter to school telling the English teacher not to assign Catcher in the Rye for the semester.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I've always wondered if the Lennon kids had to bring a letter to school telling the English teacher not to assign Catcher in the Rye for the semester.
Finished "Shadow Ticket" by Thomas Pynchon today. I read some reviews that said Pynchon shied away from commenting on current events in this book. Gotta wonder if we read the same novel.
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Finished "Shadow Ticket" by Thomas Pynchon today. I read some reviews that said Pynchon shied away from commenting on current events in this book. Gotta wonder if we read the same novel.
Writing an erotic adventure novel about a Scientologist with two penises. They can be used as e-meters or as divining rods. There's a lot of advantages to having two dicks actually.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Writing an erotic adventure novel about a Scientologist with two penises. They can be used as e-meters or as divining rods. There's a lot of advantages to having two dicks actually.
If you think about it "Face Off" is just a remake of "Freaky Friday".
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If you think about it "Face Off" is just a remake of "Freaky Friday".
I'm going to write a novel called "Milky Dick" that replaces the sperm whale from the classic American novel with some ginormous mommy milkers.
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I'm going to write a novel called "Milky Dick" that replaces the sperm whale from the classic American novel with some ginormous mommy milkers.
if you could be a top-level domain which one would you be?
i'd be .com because i'm normal
i'd be .com because i'm normal
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
if you could be a top-level domain which one would you be?
i'd be .com because i'm normal
i'd be .com because i'm normal
if you could be a top-level domain which one would you be?
i'd be .com because i'm normal
i'd be .com because i'm normal
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
if you could be a top-level domain which one would you be?
i'd be .com because i'm normal
i'd be .com because i'm normal
I'm grateful I got to see Todd Snider at the Wilma in Missoula four years ago. He was arrested outside of the hospital in Salt Lake City last week. Died of pneumonia yesterday. So it goes, I guess.
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'm grateful I got to see Todd Snider at the Wilma in Missoula four years ago. He was arrested outside of the hospital in Salt Lake City last week. Died of pneumonia yesterday. So it goes, I guess.
As far as Clive Barker fanfic goes, you could technically do worse than Fanged Noumena.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
As far as Clive Barker fanfic goes, you could technically do worse than Fanged Noumena.
Thomas Pynchon tried to write opera librettos based on Ray Bradbury novels before he wrote original stories. He sold his first short story for $1500. It'd be closer to $16k today.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Thomas Pynchon tried to write opera librettos based on Ray Bradbury novels before he wrote original stories. He sold his first short story for $1500. It'd be closer to $16k today.
I'm still reading "Shadow Ticket" by Thomas Pynchon.
There's a bit in the novel about the Horst Wessel song becoming the anthem for the NSDAP.
It's a stunning coincidence considering that this book would come out just after that song would become something of a trending and relevant topic.
There's a bit in the novel about the Horst Wessel song becoming the anthem for the NSDAP.
It's a stunning coincidence considering that this book would come out just after that song would become something of a trending and relevant topic.
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm still reading "Shadow Ticket" by Thomas Pynchon.
There's a bit in the novel about the Horst Wessel song becoming the anthem for the NSDAP.
It's a stunning coincidence considering that this book would come out just after that song would become something of a trending and relevant topic.
There's a bit in the novel about the Horst Wessel song becoming the anthem for the NSDAP.
It's a stunning coincidence considering that this book would come out just after that song would become something of a trending and relevant topic.
I wish I was soup so I could be held by a spoon more easily.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I wish I was soup so I could be held by a spoon more easily.
Greatest Of All Time Says Everyone
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Greatest Of All Time Says Everyone
every hardware store should have a museum of bored children
every time your parents take you to the hardware store and spend hours looking at screwdrivers they could pay like $1 to have your picture taken and added to the museum
the pictures would have quotes like "mom said there'd be popcorn"
every time your parents take you to the hardware store and spend hours looking at screwdrivers they could pay like $1 to have your picture taken and added to the museum
the pictures would have quotes like "mom said there'd be popcorn"
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
every hardware store should have a museum of bored children
every time your parents take you to the hardware store and spend hours looking at screwdrivers they could pay like $1 to have your picture taken and added to the museum
the pictures would have quotes like "mom said there'd be popcorn"
every time your parents take you to the hardware store and spend hours looking at screwdrivers they could pay like $1 to have your picture taken and added to the museum
the pictures would have quotes like "mom said there'd be popcorn"
When I was a kid, if a guy wiped his ass and dressed well, we called him metrosexual, implying that he's gay.
Now we call him performative, implying that he's a manipulator.
We've come a long way since 2005.
Now we call him performative, implying that he's a manipulator.
We've come a long way since 2005.
October 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When I was a kid, if a guy wiped his ass and dressed well, we called him metrosexual, implying that he's gay.
Now we call him performative, implying that he's a manipulator.
We've come a long way since 2005.
Now we call him performative, implying that he's a manipulator.
We've come a long way since 2005.
if the ice wall is the foreskin of the flat earth then global warming is giving the autism to the worldsoul
October 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
if the ice wall is the foreskin of the flat earth then global warming is giving the autism to the worldsoul
Cogito ergo mysterium. "I think therefore I don't know."
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cogito ergo mysterium. "I think therefore I don't know."
Pretty cool that Elon named his app after Malcolm though
September 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Pretty cool that Elon named his app after Malcolm though
Gloucon. ...uh, yeah. I got a question.
Socrates. Yes, Gloucon?
Gloucon. Always wanted you ask you this—um, where do you get your ideas come from?
Socrates. Yes, Gloucon?
Gloucon. Always wanted you ask you this—um, where do you get your ideas come from?
September 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gloucon. ...uh, yeah. I got a question.
Socrates. Yes, Gloucon?
Gloucon. Always wanted you ask you this—um, where do you get your ideas come from?
Socrates. Yes, Gloucon?
Gloucon. Always wanted you ask you this—um, where do you get your ideas come from?
travelling back in time to explain groypers to Joseph Smith
September 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
travelling back in time to explain groypers to Joseph Smith
It's crazy to think that for every funny video on TikTok, there's at least one more video of Shane Gillis explaining the first video to three other guys.
August 12, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It's crazy to think that for every funny video on TikTok, there's at least one more video of Shane Gillis explaining the first video to three other guys.
Ed Gein isn't so bad if you can separate the art from the artist.
August 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Ed Gein isn't so bad if you can separate the art from the artist.