“In my day there were multiple movie studios and they would drive to your house to deliver movies in the mail and we used lasers to play them”

Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed

every addict both hates themself and thinks they're God's gift to earth. most addicts don't change until they are so desperate that they crack themselves open and learn that neither of these beliefs is true.
you can feel bad for him, or not. I don't.

Pissing off the Ellison creeps and John Oliver upcoming commentary about his new daddy are a silver lining but yeah not great. Let’s hope at least Netflix canceling sprees finally get Bill Maher 🤞