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*Chantal / C / C-Mar* Hot mess on a moped. Keys in Weird Magazines / bass in Fisty / cover band junkie. Writer for Full Time Aesthetic. He or she 🔞 #lfgm ⚾
finally gave in and started to watch the gay hockey show and oh my god is that a wolf parade song in the background of this episode is that fucking wolf parade oh my god this is so canadian
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
deer heart is now in my freezer
I had no idea my roommate was out of town until he just sent me a picture of him out in the middle of the woods holding a deer heart
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I had no idea my roommate was out of town until he just sent me a picture of him out in the middle of the woods holding a deer heart
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
if you aren't constantly fixing flippers and pots and lights are you even playing pinball
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Exerting all my restraint to not make 3am discogs purchases while i am laid up bored and injured at home
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
doing an outfit test for the YYY cover show and uh wearing my packer with this metallic bodysuit might be hmmm um... distracting
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
well at least they have to play the canadian national anthem at the world series.
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
should have known better than to come watch the game at work, now I’m bar backing
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
hot tip if you ask a bartender for a cup of ice without ordering anything else they WILL think you brought outside alcohol, and snapping at them when they ask what the ice is for will not dissuade them from that opinion
October 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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ChatGPT is not doing the subway system too well.
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Today's Classic Anime Girl is Sayla Mass, from "Mobile Suit Gundam" (1979)!
September 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I just launched a youtube channel with my first video essay:
A Defense of Messy Music, where i talk about hellhammer, the meat puppets, flipper, and why they're all so good

youtu.be/sj3JGR15zSY?...
a defense of messy music
YouTube video by bellmetal
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
uh thanks for the random inflation relief check gov hochul, im gonna save half and turn the other half into sushi and buffy tarot cards
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
morrowind posting on main during the ep release show 🤫
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Our first EP is out today, give it a listen 🙏

open.spotify.com/album/4kMR1u...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Our first EP is out today, give it a listen 🙏

open.spotify.com/album/4kMR1u...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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FRANCISCO LINDOR HITS IT TO THE SECOND DECK! 💪 #LGM
September 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
saw 'women won't date bisexual men' discourse on twitter today and that's just sad. y'all are missing out. i ONLY date bisexual men.
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I think I finally found the nightlife work I am too old for, and that is vending merch at an EDM show where everyone is under 25 and everything is loud and everything is dark and there are no rubber mats for my old feet
September 7, 2025 at 7:31 AM
people talking about the holiday weekend and I genuinely had to look up what holiday it was, I have no concept of Monday holidays because I’ve had a Monday shift at the bar for four years
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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What a catch by Jeff McNeil!
August 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM