Gaby Baby
@softmaurice.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
I fixed the headline
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I fixed the headline
Please, Nicholas. Give my son a home
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Please, Nicholas. Give my son a home
I went ahead and edited this headline for them
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I went ahead and edited this headline for them
If you buy this you're a mark. There's not a damn thing this product can do for you that isn't already done by the butter and/or mayo you have in your fridge. This is Big Condiment trying to get you to spend $9 on bullpucky. Have some self respect
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you buy this you're a mark. There's not a damn thing this product can do for you that isn't already done by the butter and/or mayo you have in your fridge. This is Big Condiment trying to get you to spend $9 on bullpucky. Have some self respect
The world when we are done
September 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The world when we are done
Presented without comment
September 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Presented without comment
Having this kind of day
September 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Having this kind of day
The house we built together
August 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The house we built together
Don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
August 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Don’t talk to me or my sons ever again
You have to be shitting me
July 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You have to be shitting me
This is the Magic: the Gathering equivalent of now-former New York Knicks coach Tom Thibodeau. Great rate, relevant abilities, you simply can't get the trophy if you're rocking with him
June 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is the Magic: the Gathering equivalent of now-former New York Knicks coach Tom Thibodeau. Great rate, relevant abilities, you simply can't get the trophy if you're rocking with him
God told me to share this with the world
May 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
God told me to share this with the world
Tyvm this is me now
March 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tyvm this is me now
Hitting the j and listening to Black Sabbath
March 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hitting the j and listening to Black Sabbath
Rounded out the weekend with a 2-1 showing on GW Eureka in the Oldest School! I had so much fun casting hunted wumpus and giggling like an idiot
March 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Rounded out the weekend with a 2-1 showing on GW Eureka in the Oldest School! I had so much fun casting hunted wumpus and giggling like an idiot
If @parker.luckypaper.co has a cube in an event, best practice is to draft that cube.
1-2 on 5C Domain in Theseus! This deck felt like a monster in match 1 and then I drew poorly for the rest of the draft. Keeping a 6 lander didn’t help! But I will always love casting bloodbraid elf
1-2 on 5C Domain in Theseus! This deck felt like a monster in match 1 and then I drew poorly for the rest of the draft. Keeping a 6 lander didn’t help! But I will always love casting bloodbraid elf
March 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If @parker.luckypaper.co has a cube in an event, best practice is to draft that cube.
1-2 on 5C Domain in Theseus! This deck felt like a monster in match 1 and then I drew poorly for the rest of the draft. Keeping a 6 lander didn’t help! But I will always love casting bloodbraid elf
1-2 on 5C Domain in Theseus! This deck felt like a monster in match 1 and then I drew poorly for the rest of the draft. Keeping a 6 lander didn’t help! But I will always love casting bloodbraid elf
1-2 on @anthony.luckypaper.co’s Regular cube! The games? Pretty regular. The fun? Spectacular. Curiosity on looter il-kor got me my wins. .500 on day 1, now onto free play!
March 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
1-2 on @anthony.luckypaper.co’s Regular cube! The games? Pretty regular. The fun? Spectacular. Curiosity on looter il-kor got me my wins. .500 on day 1, now onto free play!
2-1 on RG Domain in @goblingathering.bsky.social’s Museum of Modern cube! I had an absolute blast with this one. Lots of close games, some wins and some losses. On to the next one!
March 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
2-1 on RG Domain in @goblingathering.bsky.social’s Museum of Modern cube! I had an absolute blast with this one. Lots of close games, some wins and some losses. On to the next one!
She’s always in my seat
February 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
She’s always in my seat
Play this cube if you get the chance! I had a ton of fun with this GW deck
February 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Play this cube if you get the chance! I had a ton of fun with this GW deck