Gaby Baby
@softmaurice.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
I love layering up as much as the next guy but if it comes down to a choice between being warm and getting a fit off I’m picking the fit every time
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love layering up as much as the next guy but if it comes down to a choice between being warm and getting a fit off I’m picking the fit every time
I fixed the headline
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I fixed the headline
Riff was all over my insta all these last like 4 months. I wasn't sure he was gonna nail the full version but he nailed the full version. Nice
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November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Riff was all over my insta all these last like 4 months. I wasn't sure he was gonna nail the full version but he nailed the full version. Nice
I have started getting ads for true classics t shirts after a merciful year of not getting ads for true classics t shirts and I’m alarmed that the ads have not changed a lick
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have started getting ads for true classics t shirts after a merciful year of not getting ads for true classics t shirts and I’m alarmed that the ads have not changed a lick
Today I asked a friend “have you been following the Olivia Nuzzi drama” and they were like “who is that” and I am still recovering
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Today I asked a friend “have you been following the Olivia Nuzzi drama” and they were like “who is that” and I am still recovering
LETS GO
NEW: Chi Ossé, an ally of Mamdani, has filed paperwork to challenge Jeffries from the left.
Chi Ossé files paperwork to challenge Hakeem Jeffries from the left
The NYC City Council member said in a statement that Democratic leadership is "failing to effectively fight back against Donald Trump."
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LETS GO
I for one will not be reading "I fell in love with a Worm Gundam and got canceled" by The Current West Coast Editor of Vanity Fair
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I for one will not be reading "I fell in love with a Worm Gundam and got canceled" by The Current West Coast Editor of Vanity Fair
Anybody else kinda feel like the new NYC subway turnstiles kinda give you a little spank on the way thru or am I just that caked up?
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Anybody else kinda feel like the new NYC subway turnstiles kinda give you a little spank on the way thru or am I just that caked up?
It is time for us all to have a national conversation about the price of socks and undergarments
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It is time for us all to have a national conversation about the price of socks and undergarments
“Hey Gabe this email template isn’t working when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices, could you make a change so that it *does* work when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices?”
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Hey Gabe this email template isn’t working when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices, could you make a change so that it *does* work when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices?”
Nothing makes me yearn for the asteroid more than trying to sell an item on Facebook Marketplace
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nothing makes me yearn for the asteroid more than trying to sell an item on Facebook Marketplace
Support primary challengers in all these elections
If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Support primary challengers in all these elections
I don’t wanna hear about Dick Fucking Durbin ever again
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I don’t wanna hear about Dick Fucking Durbin ever again
Reposted by Gaby Baby
Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.
Yesterday's political election results are an insightful reminder that pundits have absolutely no clue what they're talking about and are projecting their own anxieties on the voting public.
Run rational, compassionate people with good ideas. All you gotta do!
Run rational, compassionate people with good ideas. All you gotta do!
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yesterday's political election results are an insightful reminder that pundits have absolutely no clue what they're talking about and are projecting their own anxieties on the voting public.
Run rational, compassionate people with good ideas. All you gotta do!
Run rational, compassionate people with good ideas. All you gotta do!
Reposted by Gaby Baby
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
SOMEBODY CALL A MOVING VAN
now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’
Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.
www.yahoo.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
SOMEBODY CALL A MOVING VAN
A socialist president in our lifetime
A socialist congress in our lifetime
A just country in our lifetime
A socialist congress in our lifetime
A just country in our lifetime
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A socialist president in our lifetime
A socialist congress in our lifetime
A just country in our lifetime
A socialist congress in our lifetime
A just country in our lifetime
6% in January to City Hall.
I don’t want to hear a fucking thing from anybody about what’s possible, ever again
I don’t want to hear a fucking thing from anybody about what’s possible, ever again
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
6% in January to City Hall.
I don’t want to hear a fucking thing from anybody about what’s possible, ever again
I don’t want to hear a fucking thing from anybody about what’s possible, ever again
People who cite Cuomo's experience as a reason to vote for him are basically looking at the resume without making the reference call.
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
People who cite Cuomo's experience as a reason to vote for him are basically looking at the resume without making the reference call.
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
I will not crack Dick Cheney jokes during this Zoom meeting
Dick Cheney was an evil human being, who did evil things. In his life, he made the world a more dangerous and threatening place to be. It is my greatest hope that we will not see his like again, but I am not optimistic.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dick Cheney was an evil human being, who did evil things. In his life, he made the world a more dangerous and threatening place to be. It is my greatest hope that we will not see his like again, but I am not optimistic.
If you buy this you're a mark. There's not a damn thing this product can do for you that isn't already done by the butter and/or mayo you have in your fridge. This is Big Condiment trying to get you to spend $9 on bullpucky. Have some self respect
November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you buy this you're a mark. There's not a damn thing this product can do for you that isn't already done by the butter and/or mayo you have in your fridge. This is Big Condiment trying to get you to spend $9 on bullpucky. Have some self respect
Made wontons a few weeks back n now all I can think about is making wontons
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Made wontons a few weeks back n now all I can think about is making wontons