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✨MIKA MIRABEAU ✨
@softshepsky.bsky.social
Graphic designer puppy that sometimes draws round animal people, and knows way too much about baseball| 23 | He/They ΘΔ | 🇨🇦 | no kids, I will block you on sight
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Sup everyone!

Name's Mika, welcome to my little internet corner where I can be big, round, talk about baseball, fizzy drinks and whatever else I feel like!

My DM's are open if anyone is wanting to chat (pls just don't be creepy)
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they don't call women hip chicks anymore
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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We do it for the love of the gain! 😌

( Several favorites I've gotten from @jimbohusky.bsky.social )
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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rub mah bellayyyyyyyyyy
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
‼️IMPORTANT WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTION‼️:

would u rather

teleport to the observation deck of the empire state building every time you yawn

or

have a mild allergic reaction every time you say a word that starts with a vowel
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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🔁
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
nothing about this surprises me :3
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Baseball player has to illegally stream games call that Luis Torrents
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"wanna watch a movie?" no I wanna watch the legendary YouTube algorithm pull 'The Ingenious Design of the Aluminum Beverage Can'
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I have the ADHD that doesn't let me watch TV shows or movies unless I'm in a specific mood
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
...so the braves take out Cox, and here comes Johnson for Mastrobuoni.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
me bringing this card to my campus to display on my desk
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
oh boy I'm not beating the allegations of being a hopeless romantic sometimes
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
homosexual sans-serif typeface designed for wayfinding in European airports call that Fruitygayer
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
what if someone made a fursuit head with attachable googly eyes purely for display purposes

I wanna be able to shake my fursuit head and watch the eyes bounce around like the marble inside a paint can
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
y'know

I have multiple types of people I'm attracted to day in and day out

but today feels like an "I want a guy with a slim waist, fat ass and cartoonishly large stomach capacity to sit in my lap and let me feed him until he's dizzy" kinda day
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I need belly rubs immediately
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I love how my belly sounds like a Minecraft lava pool rn
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
oh wow the auroras...
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
normalize telling me I'm hot :3
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
this entire album FUCKS please listen to it, I want proof you did otherwise no tummy touching for you

seriously tho it's fantastic listen to it
CHAMPION, my sophomore album, is now out and available to listen to everywhere!

Thank you so much for all your support!

Best musician u never heard of
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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this squiggly mouthed snaggletoothed himbo wants to take you home for pizza and youtube
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I wanna be intimidating a little bit, as a treat .
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM