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SoftwareBlair
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Marine Corps veteran, current code wrangler. Observing the zeitgeist of the world through it's error logs.

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I stand with Ukraine, and all our European friends!
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Excuse me, but what is this "Obsolete cables" nonsense? I'm going to need them again one day... you just wait and see!
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That would be an average loss of about 1.07 lbs per person, per day. By that math, I'd be about -197 lbs by the midterms. I'm no health expert, but that seems unhealthy.
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
From my half marathon this past Saturday

#Colorado
#Mountains
#TrailRunning
#Running
#Fall
September 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
August 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The Curse of Jerry Chen continues to plague us all.
if you don't follow me yeah you do. because of the Curse
August 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not as much as I should, but yes. I think it’s important we check in with ourselves regularly.
Do you all self-reflect? Like, sit down with yourself and pay attention to who you are and what you do.
August 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Nighttime party on the trampoline
July 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sun chips… several handfuls of Sun chips… yeah I know.

What about you?
Lunch:
Hearty beef soup
Toast
An Apple
Lemon/water drink

What about You?
July 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The greatest gift
July 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
When your wife works at a brewery and you ask her to grab a few beers for the camping trip.

#Colorado
#Mountains
#Camping
#Beer
July 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Genius!
Totally useless and therefore essential!
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
So they’re bringing more Mexican Coke to the US then?
BREAKING: Trump says Coca-Cola, $KO, has agreed to use real cane sugar in US going forward.
July 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
From yesterday's (7/15) run

#Colorado
#Mountains
#TrailRunning
#Running
July 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
@andraste.fuckbgp.com This looks like something you may need.
July 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Corporations aren’t people, money isn’t free speech, and we need to End Citizens United.

Repost if you agree.
July 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
As someone that runs trails, this resonates with me.
Is there a worst feeling than wet socks?
July 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Foggy morning on the trails today.

#Colorado
#TrailRunning
#Running
#Mountains
July 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I feel this in my joints. #punk #punkrock #gettingold
July 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Post your favorite Dr. Who. Wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yup, it's me!
June 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Here's a link to the article related to this thread.
www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/tru...
June 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Jon Stewart asks: How many gun deaths is too many for the GOP?
June 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tbh this is my favourite thing about AI - the sassy responses
June 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM