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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

God is a mushroom

Expect to self rescue

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If anybody has a couple of blank cards, a proxmark, and a card printer, you too can be a member of Atlanta’s police force
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
And this is why
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I love super specific niche marketing.

Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Fun intermission timer
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Except shit. Shit trickles down
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Holy fucking shit - 3 hours in and the 4th quarter just started.

Also bama be falling apart
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m like a bottle of wine deep. I couldn’t help myself
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am now starting a gofundme to purchase this sweet wall clock. I will hang it prominently in my house where my wife will promptly make me take it down. It will be then be moved to my shed
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Omg all the dolly brand baking stuff are incredible. The corn bread is top notch and even includes how much jalapeño and cheese to add should you so choose

Maybe we have had this convo before? I am always preaching the gospel of dolly so it’s hard to keep track 😂
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
She was the cutest sweetest dog.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Crow likes ham
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What a perfect forecast.

20 degrees cooler and snow would also be more than acceptable.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Idk how people don’t understand that wicked is an allegory for fascism.

It’s beating you over the head with Ur Fascism.

This whole ass movie/play is about fascism!
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That’s more like it!
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m eating cotton candy ice cream because this account is actually run by a 7 year old
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Anybody need leaves? I’ve got a plug
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
See also
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
And now a joke that my partner said I have made 35 times

Arhaus, in the middle of Arstreet
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Did I!?!?!!

Yes. Yes I did.

But for serious it’s fucking insane and is terrible just like everything else he suggests
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
lol I hope he drowns in a coal tailings pond after having everything taken from him
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM