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This will be constantly updated thread of what I’m reading (listening to because I don’t read good). Gonna post a bunch at once to get caught up.

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somearborist.bsky.social
Harry and the hendersons is a work of art
somearborist.bsky.social
For more on this fascinating subject, go read the phenomenal book ‘Dark Wire’ by 404’s very own @josephcox.bsky.social

Just a truly incredible work of journalism, I cannot recommend reading it enough.
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jesspish.bsky.social
While bad, worse is the fact that this sheriff is helping ICE arrest people through their 287g program. (Some of these southern raids are not getting much attention.) The video shows deputies beating up a man on the side of the road.
www.al.com/news/2025/10...
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esqueer.net
Chat, is it good that all the world's most powerful people are obsessed with the nazi jurist, Carl Schmitt?
Screenshot of a WIRED article titled “The Real Stakes, and Real Story, of Peter Thiel’s Antichrist Obsession” by Laura Bullard, published on September 30, 2025, at 12:05 PM. The subheading reads: “Thirty years ago, a peace-loving Austrian theologian spoke to Peter Thiel about the apocalyptic theories of Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt. They’ve been a road map for the billionaire ever since.” Alt text:
Screenshot of a text excerpt discussing legal scholars’ research on Carl Schmitt. The highlighted section reads: “But over time, Vermeule’s fascination grew. ‘I noticed that Adrian had moved away from just being interested in Schmitt to actually embracing all dimensions of Schmitt’s theory: both the political dimension and the legal dimension,’ Dyzenhaus says.”
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yoruk.bsky.social
Russian occupation administrations & companies in unlawfully Russian annexed areas of Ukraine have been systematically stealing grain & exporting it by bulkers engaging deceptive shipping practices: Matros Koshka transited Bosphorus en route from occupied Sevastopol to Alexandria carrying wheat.
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iwriteok.bsky.social
how does he always look like he's cosplaying as fascist Eminem
mrpussy.xyz
>not a veteran
>wall full of challenge coins
Kash Patel wearing the corniest Christmas camo punisher skull sweatshirt with his own podcast advertised on the sleeve, wearing his own merch hat too and another behind him, in front of an American flag challenge coin holder that also contains stickers for his podcast buster bluth in fatigues with arms full of stuffed animals. "these are my awards, mother. from army."
somearborist.bsky.social
I met some new friends today
somearborist.bsky.social
“SID FROM ICE AGE LOOKIN ASS”

Omg I can’t. Incredible
trestiffany.bsky.social
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
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strictlychristo.bsky.social
The Oregon National Guard general says if they were to be deployed, they would be instructed under his leadership to protect the protesters and not ICE
somearborist.bsky.social
Ticktock peoples where you at???!!
inoperablesink.bsky.social
Who can make a fancam style edit for this? Cop City mentioned at Trump Antifa roundtable today #StopCopCity
somearborist.bsky.social
My Mulan McNuggets sauce is the bbq pizza from Pizza Hut from the 90’s. They had it at random locations up until 2009 or so.

It was incredible shredded beef (probably brisket) and a top tier bbq sauce with pieces of bacon, green peppers and sweet onion.

I miss it so much
a cartoon character from rick and morty says i want that mulan mcnuggets sauce .
ALT: a cartoon character from rick and morty says i want that mulan mcnuggets sauce .
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somearborist.bsky.social
Yup. Pretty much me at all times
somearborist.bsky.social
Gather round children. Let me tell you of a time when Apple used to go to the mat against the government.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple%E...
somearborist.bsky.social
These people are just stupid.

They always wax poetic about how we need higher standards for citizenship. I think we need higher standards for elected office candidates
somearborist.bsky.social
For those that don’t know, this is actually a huge fucking deal.

You cannot find a Bob Ross original for sale. Anywhere.

All of his on air paintings are locked up in a warehouse in Virginia.
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crimethinc.com
If you care about public health, you have to become a revolutionary. If you care about medical research, you have to become a revolutionary. If you care about climate change, labor conditions, the well-being of children in war zones—you have to become a revolutionary.

crimethinc.com/becomeananar...
There is no more middle ground.

If you care about public health, you have to become a revolutionary. If you care about medical research, you have to become a revolutionary. If you care about climate change, labor conditions, the well-being of children in warzones, there is nothing else for it—you have to become a revolutionary.

There is no going back to the way things were, to the future that we once anticipated. The old world is in flames around us.
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somearborist.bsky.social
Between the wire and always sunny I’m pretty much set for every scenario this administration can put out there
somearborist.bsky.social
I know I shouldn’t mock people for the way they look. However, when you’re ugly on the inside, you can be mocked for your outer flaws
somearborist.bsky.social
Flat ass veiny arm ugly face havin bitch
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.
somearborist.bsky.social
So…. My assumptions were correct 😂
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BREAKING: marta will launch its Tap to Pay, new CQ400 railcars. bus network redesign, *and* the RAPID-A Line BRT connecting downtown to Summerhill in April 2026