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@somearborist.bsky.social
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God is a mushroom
Expect to self rescue
IFAK HERE: https://www.bleedingkits.org
God is a mushroom
Expect to self rescue
IFAK HERE: https://www.bleedingkits.org
Pinned
This will be constantly updated thread of what I’m reading (listening to because I don’t read good). Gonna post a bunch at once to get caught up.
Replies will be turned off to maintain continuity
Replies will be turned off to maintain continuity
If anybody has a couple of blank cards, a proxmark, and a card printer, you too can be a member of Atlanta’s police force
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
If anybody has a couple of blank cards, a proxmark, and a card printer, you too can be a member of Atlanta’s police force
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HANDHELD MACBOOK: Hackers poking around in iOS 26 have uncovered something Apple definitely didn’t intend anyone to see: iPhones are—right now—capable of running a full, fluid desktop experience... Is this the OS the coming “iPhone Fold” will use? Read on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/your-i...
Your iPhone Already Has iPhone Fold Software, but Apple Won’t Let You Use It
Recent exploits show iPadOS windows running on an iPhone, hinting at the future of Apple hardware and software alike—while also possibly revealing its incoming foldable phone experience.
www.wired.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
HANDHELD MACBOOK: Hackers poking around in iOS 26 have uncovered something Apple definitely didn’t intend anyone to see: iPhones are—right now—capable of running a full, fluid desktop experience... Is this the OS the coming “iPhone Fold” will use? Read on @wired.com www.wired.com/story/your-i...
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What is it about conservatives that they don't understand satire?
This is only slightly dumber (and just barely) than the CDC requiring the three seashells replace toilet paper in the bathrooms of all federal buildings.
This is only slightly dumber (and just barely) than the CDC requiring the three seashells replace toilet paper in the bathrooms of all federal buildings.
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What is it about conservatives that they don't understand satire?
This is only slightly dumber (and just barely) than the CDC requiring the three seashells replace toilet paper in the bathrooms of all federal buildings.
This is only slightly dumber (and just barely) than the CDC requiring the three seashells replace toilet paper in the bathrooms of all federal buildings.
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Lol big if true
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Lol big if true
And this is why
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
And this is why
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“Get insurance companies out of it. We don’t need a middle man. They’re like the mob, taking their cut off the top.”
@RepTimBurchett unwittingly makes the case for MEDICARE FOR ALL as Republicans flail for a way to deal with skyrocketing health care costs.
(H/T @PabloReports)
@RepTimBurchett unwittingly makes the case for MEDICARE FOR ALL as Republicans flail for a way to deal with skyrocketing health care costs.
(H/T @PabloReports)
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
“Get insurance companies out of it. We don’t need a middle man. They’re like the mob, taking their cut off the top.”
@RepTimBurchett unwittingly makes the case for MEDICARE FOR ALL as Republicans flail for a way to deal with skyrocketing health care costs.
(H/T @PabloReports)
@RepTimBurchett unwittingly makes the case for MEDICARE FOR ALL as Republicans flail for a way to deal with skyrocketing health care costs.
(H/T @PabloReports)
Fuck me I’ve gotta update my book list but I’ve been thru like 10-15 books since I last updated it
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Fuck me I’ve gotta update my book list but I’ve been thru like 10-15 books since I last updated it
This list is great
But fuck dunkirk.
It was a terrible movie.
It may be the worst war movie I’ve ever seen
But fuck dunkirk.
It was a terrible movie.
It may be the worst war movie I’ve ever seen
I'm not going to pretend these are bad films (I don't even mind the Woody film) but this doesn't exactly scream "voracious cinephile with a near-encyclopedic knowledge of genre and world cinema" so much as "dad who watches a lot of TNT."
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This list is great
But fuck dunkirk.
It was a terrible movie.
It may be the worst war movie I’ve ever seen
But fuck dunkirk.
It was a terrible movie.
It may be the worst war movie I’ve ever seen
CAUSE IM YOUR LADAAAAAYYYYY AND YOUR ARE MY MAAANNNNNNNN
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
CAUSE IM YOUR LADAAAAAYYYYY AND YOUR ARE MY MAAANNNNNNNN
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I love super specific niche marketing.
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I love super specific niche marketing.
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
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APD Marshall Freeman's November calendar (lots of grants and drones)
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
APD Marshall Freeman's November calendar (lots of grants and drones)
Wait… there’s a Hardee’s NEXT TO the QuikTrip!?
I would be 1000lbs
I would be 1000lbs
Three police officers were injured while exchanging fire with a gunman on Wednesday at a gas station in Omaha, the authorities said. The gunman was killed, and two of the officers sustained serious, but not life-threatening, injuries.
Gunman Killed and 3 Officers Hurt in Shooting at Omaha Gas Station
Police say the man, whose identity has yet to be released, shot another man at a grocery store across town in what appeared to be a random attack.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wait… there’s a Hardee’s NEXT TO the QuikTrip!?
I would be 1000lbs
I would be 1000lbs
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I am more concerned about my safety from drivers than being murdered in Atlanta. Building Cop City doesn't fix this, but rather exacerbated it because it took funding away from transportation.
More than 1 person dies every day on Atlanta's roads, and yet we talk so little about solutions to this crisis. Nice reporting from @ribunchreports.bsky.social here. www.ajc.com/news/2025/12...
Report: Traffic fatalities outpace homicides in metro Atlanta
Analysis draws comparison between the two, pointing out that roadway deaths should be more preventable than violence, with proven safety upgrades that can prevent them.
www.ajc.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am more concerned about my safety from drivers than being murdered in Atlanta. Building Cop City doesn't fix this, but rather exacerbated it because it took funding away from transportation.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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One of these things is not like the other. Time from House special election to swearing in (2025):
Patronis R-FL - 1 day
Fine R-FL - 1 day
Walkinshaw D-VA - 1 day
Van Epps R-TN - 2 days (scheduled for Dec. 4)
Grijalva D-AZ - 50 days
Patronis R-FL - 1 day
Fine R-FL - 1 day
Walkinshaw D-VA - 1 day
Van Epps R-TN - 2 days (scheduled for Dec. 4)
Grijalva D-AZ - 50 days
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
One of these things is not like the other. Time from House special election to swearing in (2025):
Patronis R-FL - 1 day
Fine R-FL - 1 day
Walkinshaw D-VA - 1 day
Van Epps R-TN - 2 days (scheduled for Dec. 4)
Grijalva D-AZ - 50 days
Patronis R-FL - 1 day
Fine R-FL - 1 day
Walkinshaw D-VA - 1 day
Van Epps R-TN - 2 days (scheduled for Dec. 4)
Grijalva D-AZ - 50 days
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We have learned that an Atlanta-based activist was arrested by DHS and FBI yesterday around 6pm. Community leaders say this arrest is an attack on dissent, and call for his release. Charges are unknown. We stand ready to support all targets of political repression.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
We have learned that an Atlanta-based activist was arrested by DHS and FBI yesterday around 6pm. Community leaders say this arrest is an attack on dissent, and call for his release. Charges are unknown. We stand ready to support all targets of political repression.
Someone’s going to get multiple copies of “the house bunny” in their inbox
According to this form you can upload 5Gb files.
FBI is soliciting tips on threats to the immigration enforcement operation codenamed "Catahoula Crunch"
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Someone’s going to get multiple copies of “the house bunny” in their inbox
I love super specific niche marketing.
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I love super specific niche marketing.
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
Democrats just dropped a TikTok video calling Lane Kiffen and Trump rats 😂
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
REPTILIAN!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
REPTILIAN!!!
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To order signed prints for the holidays, go to mluckovich.com.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
To order signed prints for the holidays, go to mluckovich.com.
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as promised, the georgia docs on the $3.5 m it granted to mercedes benz in sandy springs/atlanta
the company is supposed to use the $ for equipment at a facility at 300 & 384 northyards blvd in atlanta
#gapol #atlpol
www.documentcloud.org/documents/?q...
the company is supposed to use the $ for equipment at a facility at 300 & 384 northyards blvd in atlanta
#gapol #atlpol
www.documentcloud.org/documents/?q...
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
as promised, the georgia docs on the $3.5 m it granted to mercedes benz in sandy springs/atlanta
the company is supposed to use the $ for equipment at a facility at 300 & 384 northyards blvd in atlanta
#gapol #atlpol
www.documentcloud.org/documents/?q...
the company is supposed to use the $ for equipment at a facility at 300 & 384 northyards blvd in atlanta
#gapol #atlpol
www.documentcloud.org/documents/?q...
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10 lawmakers (6D, 4R) have missed every vote so far this week in the U.S. House:
Babin R-TX
Bell D-MO
Casar D-TX
Garamendi D-CA
Greene R-GA
Haridopolos R-FL
Nadler D-NY
Swalwell D-CA
Wilson D-FL
Wilson R-SC
Babin R-TX
Bell D-MO
Casar D-TX
Garamendi D-CA
Greene R-GA
Haridopolos R-FL
Nadler D-NY
Swalwell D-CA
Wilson D-FL
Wilson R-SC
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
10 lawmakers (6D, 4R) have missed every vote so far this week in the U.S. House:
Babin R-TX
Bell D-MO
Casar D-TX
Garamendi D-CA
Greene R-GA
Haridopolos R-FL
Nadler D-NY
Swalwell D-CA
Wilson D-FL
Wilson R-SC
Babin R-TX
Bell D-MO
Casar D-TX
Garamendi D-CA
Greene R-GA
Haridopolos R-FL
Nadler D-NY
Swalwell D-CA
Wilson D-FL
Wilson R-SC