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Middleton is trynna prove something.

Where was this drive when you were in Milwaukee my guy.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Can’t argue with a smart choice. (It’s a good thing they’re microscopic- those things are FREAKY lookin.)
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mr. Rumples is all yours.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is the way.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I think the deal is if it catches you you don’t get the money but if that ISN’T the case? I still might say sloth.
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If it catches you you don’t get the money.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I said sloth, tortoise, snail. In that order.
The dude who said squirrel then tried to amend his answer to SPIDER. Sir…
I was like “I mean I guess you didn’t say badger. Or bear. Or cheetah. But come ON man.”
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I SAID SLOTH BECAUSE COME ON.
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
You don’t get the money and probably they eat your face.
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
(Also I feel like team Newsroom is bigger than people were willing to admit for some stupid reason I’ll never understand.)
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM